PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Elmer Fudd (ranked 583 p4p, 82 weight class) and Ulrik Meyer (ranked 388 p4p, 53 weight class). Fudd comes to the cage accompanied by Blue On Black. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ulrik Meyer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Fudd
vs
Meyer

179 cm
34
177 lbs
19 - 7 - 0

185 cm
36
180 lbs
30 - 14 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Elmer Fudd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 14 - 2, fighting out of New York, Ulrik Meyer!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fudd scores with a leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Meyer moves out of range as Fudd throws a body kick.
Meyer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Meyer throws a good cross that connects.
Meyer connects with a nice looking jab.
Meyer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Fudd swings for the body but Meyer moves out of range.
Fudd is looking to score with low kicks.
Meyer looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nice shot lands for Fudd.
Nice uppercut lands for Fudd. That snapped Meyer's head back.
Meyer scores with a one two! Fudd had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Fudd defending well as Meyer loads up on a big left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meyer ducks under a wild hook from Fudd.
Meyer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Fudd on the side of the head.
Meyer sizes up Fudd with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Meyer moves out of range as Fudd strikes.
Ulrik Meyer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fudd fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Meyer.
Meyer lands with a cross.

Fudd scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Meyer manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Fudd misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Meyer.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Meyer! But no joy.
Meyer throws a hook but Fudd avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd scores with a decent looking hook.
Fudd misses with a double jab.
Fudd keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Meyer.
Meyer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fudd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for Fudd. That snapped Meyer's head back.
Fudd slips a jab from Meyer.
Fudd misses with a straight left.
Fudd misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fudd misses with a straight right.
Meyer lands with a good body shot.
Fudd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ulrik Meyer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Meyer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Meyer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fudd.
Fudd tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fudd keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Meyer.
Fudd changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meyer cracks Fudd with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A bone on bone clash there as Meyer blocks the leg kick.
Fudd steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meyer.
As Meyer backs away, Fudd returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meyer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fudd looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Meyer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Meyer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Fudd misses the target.
Meyer moves out of range as Fudd strikes.
Fudd pivots, looking for a leg kick but Meyer is out of range and Fudd settles back down.
Meyer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fudd defending well as Meyer loads up on a big left hand.
Meyer looks to throw the jab but Fudd is out of range.
Fudd lands a front kick.
Fudd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Meyer manages to avoid it.
Meyer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fudd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Meyer misses the shot to the body.
Fudd doesn't manage to clinch there - Meyer circles away.
Fudd throws a hook to the side of Meyer's head but Meyer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A swing and a miss from Fudd.
Fudd avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice cross by Fudd.
Fudd misses with a head kick.
Fudd throws a leg kick but Meyer sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fudd lands a nice leg kick that just misses Meyer's sensitive parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudd tries to close the distance and clinch up but Meyer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Meyer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Fudd keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Meyer misses with a wild combination.
Meyer with a jab.
Fudd misses with a hook to the body
enabling Meyer to counter with a crisp jab.
Meyer misses with a hook
letting Fudd counter with a right hand.
Meyer misses with the combination.
Meyer connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Meyer swinging wildly here.
Meyer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Fudd had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Meyer misses with a hook.
Meyer misses with a straight left.
Meyer misses with a kick to the body.
Meyer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fudd swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fudd looks to throw the jab but Meyer is out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fudd misses with a hook. Meyer ducked under it nicely.
Fudd throws a quick inside leg kick.
No joy there for Meyer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fudd lands with a good body shot.
Meyer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fudd.
An inside leg kick lands from Fudd.
The fighters circling - Meyer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fudd throws a nice outside leg kick.
The fighters circling - Fudd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meyer connects with a nice looking jab.
Fudd throws a head kick that misses.
Meyer throws out a loose jab but Fudd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Meyer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A low kick from Fudd is predictable there
and Meyer counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Meyer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Meyer connects with a single shot there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ulrik Meyer will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Fudd pivots, looking for a leg kick but Meyer is out of range and Fudd settles back down.
Meyer misses with a wild body shot.
Fudd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Meyer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ulrik Meyer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Meyer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fudd manages to avoid it.
Meyer lands a glancing blow to the side of Fudd's head.
Fudd throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Meyer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Meyer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Meyer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Meyer.
Fudd moves forwards but Meyer connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fudd turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Meyer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fudd.
Fudd misses with a low kick.
Fudd on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meyer. Meyer obviously looking to wear him down.
Fudd throws a right and a left that Meyer avoids nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - Fudd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meyer lands with a good body shot.
Meyer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fudd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fudd.
Meyer lands a nice hook to Fudd's body. Fudd takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Meyer scores with a decent looking hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Meyer finds it's way round the side to connect with Fudd's head.
Meyer looks for the body kick but Fudd saw that one coming.
Fudd misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fudd slips under a jab.
Meyer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fudd throws out the jab.
Meyer feints a counter leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Meyer misses the target.
Fudd ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fudd misses with a wild combination.
Fudd misses with an uppercut. Meyer saw that one coming.
Fudd slips a straight right by Meyer.
Fudd checks a low kick from Meyer.
Fudd misses with a wild body shot.
Fudd throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Meyer.
Meyer looks to land a right hand but Fudd moved out of range.
Meyer tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fudd throws a leg kick but Meyer moved away.
Danga de danga de dang - Meyer scores with a four punch combination!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A jab from Meyer finds it's way through Fudd's defenses.
Meyer lands with a hook. Fudd tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fudd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Meyer wants to land a leg kick but Fudd is out of range.
Meyer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Meyer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fudd tries a low kick but Meyer avoids it.

Fudd instigates a clinch.
Meyer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Meyer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fudd throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Meyer struggles to land a body shot inside as Fudd controls his hands.
Meyer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fudd looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fudd throws a head punch that misses.
Fudd throws a head punch that misses.
Fudd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Meyer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Fudd manages to break the clinch.
Meyer throws a body shot but no joy.
Fudd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudd shoots in for a takedown but Meyer shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Fudd keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Meyer.
Fudd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Meyer.
Meyer checks a low kick from Fudd.
Meyer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fudd has been working on his balance at Far-Q Fight Club, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Meyer.
Fudd throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fudd throws a hook but Meyer avoids it easily.
Meyer takes one to the chin there.
Fudd with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Meyer to score with a decent uppercut.
Fudd lands with a cross.
Meyer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Meyer throws a hook but Fudd blocks it.
Fudd slips a straight right by Meyer.
Meyer throws a jab but it's blocked by Fudd.
Fudd tries to close the distance and clinch but Meyer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fudd connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Meyer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fudd shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Meyer but Meyer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Fudd lands with a straight right. Meyer didn't see that one coming.
Fudd lands with a shot to the body.
Fudd takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Meyer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fudd's head backwards.
Meyer misses with a series of wild punches.
A leg kick checked by Meyer.
Fudd keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
It looked like Fudd wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fudd dodges the punch combination from Meyer.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fudd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Meyer misses with an uppercut. Fudd saw that one coming.
Meyer misses with an uppercut.
Fudd avoids the body shot from Meyer.
A jab from Fudd misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ulrik Meyer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Good work by Fudd as he checks the leg kick.
Elmer Fudd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fudd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Meyer.
It seemed like Meyer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Meyer misses with a looping left.
Meyer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fudd steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meyer.
Meyer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fudd half committed to a counter leg kick.
Fudd thows a left - swing and a miss!
Meyer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fudd.
Fudd jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Fudd scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A combination from Fudd does no damage.
Meyer throws a right and a left that Fudd avoids nicely.
A big left from Meyer misses.
Meyer missing with a left hand there. Fudd was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fudd avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sloppy strikes from Fudd. Those never looked like landing.
Meyer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Meyer misses.
Meyer misses with a wild combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meyer misses with a hook. Fudd ducked under it nicely.
Meyer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fudd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Meyer manages to avoid it.
Meyer looks to land a left hand but Fudd moved out of range nicely.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fudd lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Meyer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Meyer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fudd ducks under a wild hook from Meyer.
Fudd misses with a wild body shot.
Meyer throws out a powerful jab.
Meyer goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Meyer fails to land with a series of punches.
Meyer takes one to the chin there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fudd. That's going to slow Meyer down.
Meyer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fudd.
A telegraphed right hand from Fudd misses the target.
Jab from Meyer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fudd throws a hook to the side of Meyer's head but Meyer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Despite the aggression on Meyer's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Meyer misses the shot to the body.
Fudd will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meyer's corner calls for a 1-2. Meyer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fudd takes one to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Meyer misses the target.
Meyer blocks a jab.
Meyer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fudd counters with a nice low kick that buckles Meyer's knee momentarily.
Fudd throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Meyer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fudd cracks Meyer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nice shot by Meyer.
Fudd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fudd throws a shot from downtown. Meyer moves away and avoids it.
Fudd shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Meyer eats them both and turns towards Fudd to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

Fudd darts in and clinches Meyer up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Meyer.
Fudd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fudd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fudd's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fudd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudd has a couple of punches blocked by Meyer.
Fudd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Fudd.

Fudd escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Meyer scoring well with a low kick there.
Meyer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fudd throws a leg kick
letting Meyer counter with a right hand.
Fudd throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fudd with a poor takedown
and Meyer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fudd is looking to clinch but Meyer is avoiding it.
Fudd slips a jab from Meyer.
Meyer swats away the attempt to clinch by Fudd.
Fudd looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fudd misses the jab.
Meyer connects with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meyer throws the kick towards the body but Fudd avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fudd avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Meyer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fudd.
Fudd throws a body shot but no joy.
Fudd defending well as Meyer loads up on a big left hand.
Ulrik Meyer is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Fudd throws a nice looking combination but Meyer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nice cross by Fudd.
Good standup being displayed there by Meyer as he connects with a hook.
Fudd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fudd lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fudd fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Meyer is out of range.
Fudd walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fudd walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Meyer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

Meyer gets a clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fudd is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Meyer is defending well for now.
Fudd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Meyer blocks a body shot from Fudd.
Meyer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ulrik Meyer.
I've got Meyer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ulrik Meyer!
Ulrik Meyer seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.