PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bus Wanker (ranked 2989 p4p, 0 weight class) and Micky Scouser (ranked 3021 p4p, 0 weight class). Wanker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I'm a Wanker. Micky Scouser is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Wanker
vs
Scouser

197 cm
19
266 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

190 cm
42
254 lbs
29 - 21 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

KOMBAT KLOTHING
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bus Wanker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Micky Scouser!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Wagner Zegers and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wanker tries to clinch but Scouser moves out of range.
Scouser avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Scouser connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A jab from Wanker misses.
Scouser lets loose with a powerful body kick. Wanker will feel that in the morning.
Wanker wants to clinch up but Scouser keeps it at a distance.
Wanker listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Micky Scouser has been cut.
Wanker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Scouser moves away.
Scouser scores with a nice right hand.
Wanker looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Scouser avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wanker is looking to clinch but Scouser is avoiding it.
Wanker throws a jab but it's blocked by Scouser.
A countering left hand to the body from Scouser misses.
Wanker swings away with a body shot that misses
and Scouser counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Scouser connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Scouser scores with a hook to the body. Wanker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Scouser slips a straight right by Wanker.
Scouser swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Scouser fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wanker tries to clinch but Scouser moves out of range.
Wanker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wanker is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Scouser cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Wanker looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Scouser finish him?

Wanker is rocked!

It looks like Bus Wanker has been cut.
Scouser is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Wanker flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Wanker is out cold! Scouser holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Micky Scouser!
Micky Scouser thanked the fans post fight for their support.