PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Crack Head (ranked 540 p4p, 72 weight class) and Tiago Gomes Da Rocha (ranked 527 p4p, 69 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Head
vs
Gomes Da Rocha

186 cm
32
194 lbs
18 - 3 - 0

188 cm
24
195 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crack Head!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tiago Gomes Da Rocha!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Alyssa Summers and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Da Rocha misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Head.
Head feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Da Rochas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Head misses with a hook
and Da Rocha counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Head throws a left and a right that both miss
and Da Rocha counters with a stiff right hand.
Head fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Head misses with a body shot
and Da Rocha counters with a straight right hand.
Head scores with a punch to the head.

It looks like Tiago Gomes Da Rocha has been cut.
Head throws a body punch but Da Rocha moves out of range.
Head lands a slapping body shot.
Head just misses with a punch to the body.
Da Rocha wants to counter the offense by Head and move into the clinch position.
Crack Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Da Rocha misses with a hook

and Head counters by moving into the clinch.

Head escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Head misses with a body punch
and Da Rocha counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Da Rocha closes the distance and clinches.
Head misses with a short punch on the inside.
Da Rocha is trying to pull guard but Head has him pressed against the cage.

Da Rocha pulls guard successfully.

Da Rocha is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Head defends well.

Da Rocha has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Head should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Da Rocha has tightened it up now! Head should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Tiago Gomes Da Rocha!
In defeat, Crack Head stepped up to the mic, saying 'I eat enemy placenta for breakfast'.