PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homer Griffin (ranked 6740 p4p, 608 weight class) and Desperately To Be Positive (ranked 4290 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Griffin
vs
To Be Positive

190 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
212 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Homer Griffin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Desperately To Be Positive!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Sandra Marshall and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
To Be Positive slaps away a takedown attempt from Griffin, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Griffin is looking to clinch.

Griffin drives through and clinches with To Be Positive against the cage.
To Be Positive has had enough of the clinch but Griffin keeps him there for the moment.
To Be Positive is defending well against a takedown attempt.

Griffin ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Griffin no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
To Be Positive wants to stand but Griffin has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Griffin wants to sweep here but To Be Positive controlling him for the moment.

To Be Positive gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Griffin gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and To Be Positive makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Homer Griffin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Griffin cracks To Be Positive with a good jab.

Griffin rushes To Be Positive and presses him up against the cage.
To Be Positive dodges an elbow strike from Griffin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Griffin is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Griffin looking for a takedown.
To Be Positive wants to break free but Griffin has control.
Griffin has a couple of punches blocked by To Be Positive.
To Be Positive is trying to force a seperation but Griffin has the dominant position.
To Be Positive is trying to break free.
Griffin fails to pull the fight into his guard.

To Be Positive breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Griffin takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Griffin is breathing heavily.

To Be Positive lands a left and a right that send Griffin crashing to the mat, dazed. To Be Positive thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Homer Griffin has been cut.
To Be Positive works Griffin's body with a nice hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jab, jab by To Be Positive - just one landing.
OH! Griffin has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! To Be Positive smells blood and charges in for the finish! To Be Positive unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Griffin sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Desperately To Be Positive!
Post fight, Desperately To Be Positive stared into the camera and said 'Do you really think Islam is a religion of peace'.