PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pene Molto Grande (ranked 4868 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beavis Butthead (ranked 4898 p4p, 0 weight class). Molto Grande comes to the cage accompanied by Questa nostra stupida canzone d'amore. The crowd seem to be enjoying Butthead's choice of entrance music: Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks and Cannibal Girls. Beavis Butthead has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Pene Molto Grande's chin.

Molto Grande
vs
Butthead

165 cm
25
160 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

168 cm
25
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Very quick

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Pene Molto Grande!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Beavis Butthead!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Sam Margolis and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butthead misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Butthead misses with a takedown attempt - Molto Grande sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Butthead shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Molto Grande sprawls well. Molto Grande wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Butthead gets slowly back to his feet.
Pene Molto Grande has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Beavis Butthead.
Butthead shoots in looking for a takedown but Molto Grande manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Butthead's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Butthead shoots in but Molto Grande avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Butthead gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Molto Grande counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Molto Grande trying to control but Butthead is working from the bottom.
Molto Grande loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Molto Grande has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Butthead bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Molto Grande's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butthead connects with a couple of short punches.

Molto Grande is looking for a triangle but Butthead pushes his legs off easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Butthead works over Molto Grande with some ground and pound from guard.

Molto Grande is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Butthead is aware though and is defending well.
Butthead content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Molto Grande is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Molto Grande seems to be working for a kimura but Butthead defends the submission attempt.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Butthead can do anything to dispel that myth.

Butthead is defending against the submission attempts here by Molto Grande.

Molto Grande is looking for a kimura here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Molto Grande is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Molto Grande is trying to control the action in half guard but Butthead is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Butthead regains full guard. Nicely done.
Molto Grande throws a big right hand that misses.
Butthead pulls Molto Grande in close to prevent any damage.

Molto Grande is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Butthead is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Butthead has escaped and now he's on top!

Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Molto Grande looking for a guillotine here but Butthead defends easily.
Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Butthead cracks Molto Grande with a solid left hand.
Butthead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Butthead scoring with some ground and pound.
Butthead content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Butthead is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Butthead landing with the ground and pound.
Molto Grande lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Molto Grande is pushing down on Butthead's leg trying to pass to half guard. Butthead is fighting to maintain full guard but Molto Grande has managed to sneak the leg through.
Butthead moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Molto Grande throwing strikes from guard but Butthead blocks nicely.
Molto Grande throwing strikes from guard but Butthead blocks nicely.
Molto Grande trying to control the position from guard on top but Butthead is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Molto Grande wants to pass the guard but Butthead is keeping the position.
Molto Grande prevents Butthead from getting back to his feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Butthead looking to hit a scissor sweep but Molto Grande is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pene Molto Grande dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Butthead with a lazy takedown attempt

and Molto Grande counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Molto Grande.
Butthead avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Molto Grande wants to control from the top but Butthead keeps moving.
Molto Grande throws an elbow that misses. Butthead uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Molto Grande's guard. Nice move by Butthead!

Butthead is in close to Molto Grande's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Butthead postures up and lands a big shot to Molto Grande's brow.

Molto Grande is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Butthead is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butthead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Molto Grande has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead connects with a couple of short punches.

Molto Grande is looking for a triangle but Butthead pushes his legs off easily.

Molto Grande is looking for a triangle but Butthead pushes his legs off easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Butthead with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Butthead is working Molto Grande over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Butthead chips away with some ground and pound.
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Butthead cracks Molto Grande with a solid left hand.

Molto Grande looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Butthead distracts Molto Grande with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Molto Grande has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.
Butthead stands up over Molto Grande, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Butthead with a nice head shot there.
Butthead stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Molto Grande swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Butthead scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

Molto Grande looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Butthead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Butthead connects with a couple of short punches.
Molto Grande has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Butthead postures up and lands a big shot to Molto Grande's brow.
Butthead works over Molto Grande with some ground and pound from guard.

Molto Grande looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Beavis Butthead has got the better of the ground game so far.
Butthead landing with the ground and pound.

Molto Grande throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butthead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Molto Grande looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Butthead must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Butthead connects with a couple of short punches.

Molto Grande working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Butthead doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Butthead manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Butthead chips away with some ground and pound.
Butthead works over Molto Grande with some ground and pound from guard.
Butthead is working Molto Grande over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Butthead is working Molto Grande over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Butthead chips away with some ground and pound.
Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Butthead cracks Molto Grande with a solid left hand.
Molto Grande has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.
Molto Grande has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butthead keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Molto Grande's head.
Butthead lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Butthead works over Molto Grande with some ground and pound from guard.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Butthead works over Molto Grande with some ground and pound from guard.
Butthead connects with a couple of short punches.

Butthead has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Molto Grande to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Butthead is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Molto Grande pulls down on the head and he's put Butthead to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Pene Molto Grande!