PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monte Zuma (ranked 1455 p4p, 160 weight class) and Slim Sylvia (ranked 871 p4p, 103 weight class). Sylvia comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Some Country Shit kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Slim Sylvia will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Zuma
vs
Sylvia

190 cm
34
255 lbs
23 - 16 - 0

204 cm
29
272 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Riner Clothing and Laundry (85%)

Freebok (85% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Monte Zuma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Slim Sylvia!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paulsen Ambrosius and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sylvia misses with a kick to the body.
Zuma dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sylvia. That did some damage!
Zuma lands a nice hook to Sylvia's body. Sylvia takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Zuma throws a sloppy head kick and Sylvia moves out of range easily.
Sylvia slips a straight right by Zuma.
Sylvia ducks under a wild hook from Zuma.
Sylvia doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Sylvia throws a head kick but Zuma moves out of range.
Sylvia throws a head kick that misses.
Sylvia slips a straight right by Zuma.
Sylvia swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Zuma fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sylvia has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zuma throws a hook but Sylvia blocks it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Zuma checks a leg kick.
Sylvia scores with a push kick.
Monte Zuma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zuma throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zuma connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sylvia scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Zuma doesn't seem bothered though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sylvia scores with a hook to the body. Zuma takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Sylvia pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A counter left hand to the body from Zuma misses its target.
Zuma scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sylvia misses with a low kick.
A lazy body kick from Sylvia
and Zuma counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Slim Sylvia has been cut.
Zuma looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Zuma avoids the head kick by Sylvia.
Zuma attempts a counter takedown but Sylvia avoids it well and moves away.
Zuma on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Sylvia shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Zuma dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sylvia throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Zuma counters with a head kick that drops Sylvia to the mat! Sylvia scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Sylvia is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sylvia connects with a right hand. Zuma shakes it off.
Sylvia is still on wobbly legs! Can Zuma finish him?
Zuma misses the shot to the body.

Sylvia tries to keep at a distance but Zuma has taken the fight into the clinch.
Zuma misses with some punches.
Sylvia seems to have recovered his senses.
Sylvia can't break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sylvia tries to circle away but Zuma has him pinned against the cage.
Zuma struggles to land a body shot inside as Sylvia controls his hands.
Zuma misses with some punches.
Zuma tries to throw a body punch but Sylvia avoids it by throwing Zuma back against the cage.
Zuma lands with a short shot to the head.
Sylvia misses with a body punch.
Zuma lands with a right to the head.
Zuma lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zuma doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zuma lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zuma misses with a body punch.
Zuma lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sylvia struggles to land a body shot inside as Zuma controls his hands.
Zuma is leaning against Sylvia and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sylvia.
Sylvia tries to break the clinch but Zuma is controlling the position.
Zuma lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sylvia.
Sylvia looks winded!
Zuma lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sylvia backwards.
Zuma lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sylvia backwards.
Zuma can't find room to land a body shot as Sylvia controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zuma scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sylvia blocks a body shot from Zuma.
Nice body punch from Zuma.
Zuma lands with a short shot to the head.
Zuma lands with a short shot to the head.
Zuma has Sylvia pressed against the cage, preventing Sylvia from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Zuma lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sylvia backwards.
Zuma tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zuma lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sylvia backwards.
Sylvia blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Zuma fails to land.
Still in the clinch, Zuma scores with a nice short uppercut.
Zuma lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Sylvia fails to land.
Zuma scores with a nice hook to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Zuma.

Zuma drops Sylvia onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Sylvia is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Sylvia blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zuma is leaning against Sylvia and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A shot in the inside from Zuma.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Zuma.
Zuma misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zuma lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sylvia backwards.
Zuma goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zuma dips a shoulder and cracks Sylvia with a mighty uppercut! Sylvia falls back against the cage and Zuma unloads with a barrage of strikes! Sylvia is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Zuma screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Monte Zuma!
Monte Zuma tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
The defeated Slim Sylvia had this to say: 'Half of this game is 90% mental.'.