PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 4494 p4p, 189 weight class) and Karma Chameleon (ranked 4068 p4p, 177 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

McPherson
vs
Chameleon

225 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Karma Chameleon!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Peter Branson and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McPherson looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Chameleon works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Chameleon looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Chameleon can do anything to dispel that myth.
McPherson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
McPherson's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Chameleon is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
McPherson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Chameleon really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McPherson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Chameleon works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Chameleon pulls McPherson in close to prevent any damage.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Chameleon's head.
Chameleon controls McPherson momentarily but McPherson frees himself.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Chameleon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McPherson is in close to Chameleon's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McPherson sitting in guard here, content to control.
Chameleon looking to control.
McPherson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McPherson lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McPherson passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Chameleon's head.
Chameleon on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McPherson trying to control the action but Chameleon is working from the bottom.
McPherson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Chameleon is refusing to be controlled, as McPherson sits in half guard.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Chameleon with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPherson wants to take a breather but Chameleon is having none of it.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Ground and pound from McPherson.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Still in half guard, McPherson seems content to control.
McPherson working over Chameleon with some ground and pound. Chameleon looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPherson is thwarting Chameleon's attempts to control the position.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.
McPherson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McPherson uses his free foot to push down on Chameleon's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Chameleon.
McPherson landing strikes, looking to finish!
McPherson scoring with strikes but Chameleon is staying in there.
Chameleon is desperately trying to improve his position but McPherson has a good base and remains in mount.
McPherson landing punches.
BOOM! McPherson connects with a massive shot to the dome!
McPherson with shots to the head and body - Chameleon looks very uncomfortable down there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice elbow there by McPherson.

It looks like Karma Chameleon has been cut.
McPherson scores with a couple of good head shots there.

McPherson looking for a guillotine from mount but Chameleon is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McPherson avoids the attempt from Chameleon to control.
McPherson looking to control and managing it successfully.
McPherson fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
McPherson raining down hammerfists from mount.
McPherson landing strikes from the mount and Chameleon is in trouble!

McPherson is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Chameleon can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
McPherson landing shots from mount.
Chameleon in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

That has opened up Karma Chameleon's cut even more.
McPherson is landing with some decent strikes but Chameleon is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Karma Chameleon's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

McPherson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Chameleon is looking to clinch.

McPherson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Chameleon sprawls well initially but McPherson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Chameleon's head.
Chameleon wants to control but McPherson is keeping busy and won't allow it.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Chameleon with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPherson working over Chameleon with some ground and pound. Chameleon looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Ground and pound from McPherson.
Chameleon taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
McPherson is controlling the pace.
McPherson working the head and body with strikes.

The cut above Karma Chameleon's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Chameleon on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McPherson lands with a punch from half guard.
McPherson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

Karma Chameleon's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Karma Chameleon's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
After winning the bout, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.