PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 593 p4p, 68 weight class) and Harry Kane (ranked 1199 p4p, 151 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jeremy
vs
Kane

172 cm
35
155 lbs
21 - 13 - 2

178 cm
31
158 lbs
20 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Harry Kane!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kane misses with a hook
letting Jeremy counter with a right hand.
Kane tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jeremy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kane lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jeremy throws a jab but it's blocked by Kane.
Good shot there by Kane.
Jeremy dodges the punch combination from Kane.
Kane falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Jeremy to counter with a crisp jab.
A head kick misses from Kane.
Kane needs to keep his hands up - Jeremy had a free shot at his head there.
A telegraphed right hand from Kane misses the target.
Jeremy half committed to a counter leg kick.
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Kane moved out of range nicely.
Kane blocks the body kick.
Kane changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kane avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Kane counters with a straight right hand.
Kane has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Jeremy throws a hook to the side of Kane's head but Kane sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kane avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kane chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jeremy can pounce on him.
Jeremy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jeremy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kane throws a shot to the body.
Jeremy displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Kane is just out of range.
Kane looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A right-left combo lands from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jeremy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jeremy misses the jab.
Kane appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Kane throws a big shot that misses.
A head kick from Jeremy lands but Kane takes it in his stride.
Jeremy scores with a nice body kick.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jeremy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kane connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jeremy scrambles back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kane moves out of range of the body kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy throws a body kick that misses.
Kane lands the left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeremy. Kane does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kane cracks the inside of Jeremy's front leg.
Kane walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kane wants to counter the offense by Jeremy and move into the clinch position.
Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jeremy misses with a hook to the body
and Kane counters with a straight right hand.
Jeremy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kane.
Kane showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jeremy.
Kane is looking to score with low kicks.
Jeremy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kane sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Harry Kane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kane rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jeremy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Kane fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jeremy, pushing him back against the cage.
Jeremy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Kane throws an elbow but misses.
Jeremy tries a body shot but Kane blocks it.
Jeremy struggles to land a body shot inside as Kane controls his hands.
Kane throws a punch but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Kane blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kane lands a nice shot to the body.
Kane lands with a left to the head.
Jeremy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jeremy scores with a shot to the side of Kane's head.
Jeremy has a couple of punches blocked by Kane.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kane's elbow.
Kane doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jeremy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kane lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
Kane pushes off an throws an elbow but Jeremy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jeremy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kane's elbow.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jeremy.
Kane struggles to land a body shot inside as Jeremy controls his hands.
Kane tries to work over Jeremy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kane misses with some punches.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kane's elbow.
Jeremy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kane lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
A shot in the inside from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
Jeremy misses with a body punch.
Kane is leaning against Jeremy and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kane throws an elbow that misses.
Jeremy working aggressively here.
Kane tries to work over Jeremy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kane creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jeremy's defenses.
Kane lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kane misses with a punch on the inside.
Jeremy throws a punch but it's blocked by Kane.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
Kane misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kane tries to throw a body punch but Jeremy avoids it by throwing Kane back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ron Jeremy's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Kane throws a good cross that connects.
Kane looks to land a combination. Jeremy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
Kane wants to counter with a clinch but Jeremy pushes him away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kane.
Jeremy throws a leg kick which misses Kane's front leg but catches the back leg as Kane tries to avoid it.
Kane connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jeremy. Jeremy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kane throws a lazy right hand but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kane fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jeremy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kane thuds his shin into the meat of Jeremy's side.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Kane is just out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Kane throws a jab when Jeremy was well out of range.
Jeremy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kane steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Jeremy. That one must have hurt.
Jeremy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Kane feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jeremy's calf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a low kick but Kane avoids it.
Jeremy throws a right hand that Kane ducks under and follows up with a left that Kane also avoids with ease.
Jeremy throws a right hand that misses
and Kane counters with a solid body kick.
Kane just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kane.
Jeremy backing away here, and Kane unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Kane lands a jab to the head.
Kane walks into a left hand.
Kane drops his hands momentarily and Jeremy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Jeremy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jeremy thuds a left hand into Kane's body.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kane.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy throws an off balance right hand
and Kane counters with a series of strikes. Jeremy will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy staying out of range there.
Kane connects with a leg kick. Jeremy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Harry Kane seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A bone on bone clash there as Kane blocks the leg kick.
Jeremy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kane can pounce on him.
Kane looks for the body kick but Jeremy saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Jeremy.
Jeremy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jeremy swings for the body but Kane moves out of range.
Kane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
Jeremy blocks a leg kick.
Jeremy lands a head shot.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kane is looking to clinch.
Jeremy throws a looping overhand right but Kane ducks down to avoid it.
Kane throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jeremy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jeremy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Kane has closed the distance and engaged Jeremy in a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jeremy.
Kane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Kane - that landed with a thud.
Jeremy lands with a short shot to the head.
Kane scores with a shot to the side of Jeremy's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kane throws a head punch that misses.
Kane presses Jeremy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Harry Kane seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Kane misses with a hook from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kane.
Jeremy struggles to land a body shot inside as Kane controls his hands.
Kane lands with a light punch inside.
Kane doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jeremy works on Kane's body with a couple of short punches.
Kane throws an elbow that misses.
Kane throws a punch but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Kane tries to work over Jeremy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kane lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jeremy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Jeremy.
Kane lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jeremy lands a right hand.
Kane creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jeremy's defenses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kane lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kane tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jeremy's elbow.
Kane misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kane working aggressively here.
Jeremy gets through Kane's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jeremy pushes Kane back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike.
Kane tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kane working aggressively here.
With the fighters up against the cage, Kane throws an elbow but misses.
Kane misses with an elbow strike.
Kane pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Jeremy breaks from the clinch.
Jeremy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kane throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kane thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kane connects with a solid leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Kane showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ron Jeremy's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Kane drives through and clinches with Jeremy against the cage.
Kane keeps control of Jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jeremy takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jeremy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kane blocking some punches.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike from Kane.
Kane misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kane throws an elbow but it misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeremy.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kane.

Jeremy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kane tries to clinch
and Jeremy counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kane.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Kane is just out of range.
Jeremy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kane was well out of range. Poor timing from Jeremy.
Jeremy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kane.
Jeremy looks to throw the jab but Kane is out of range.
Kane checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kane throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jeremy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Good standup being displayed there by Jeremy as he connects with a hook.
Kane throws a front kick aimed at Jeremy's knee but Jeremy avoids it well.
Kane misses with a straight right.
Jeremy walks into a stiff left hand from Kane.
Jeremy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kane slips under a jab.
Jeremy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kane works the jab nicely.
Jeremy moves out of range of the body kick from Kane.
Jeremy half committed to a counter leg kick.
Jeremy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jeremy throws a head kick but Kane moves out of range.
Jeremy has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jeremy there as he acknowledges the shot.
Jeremy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jeremy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kane's hands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jeremy takes a swing at Kane's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy dodges the punch combination from Kane.
Jeremy throwing a counter right hand but Kane manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kane misses with a series of wild punches.
Kane pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kane takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kane throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily.
Kane walks into a straight right hand from Jeremy.
Jeremy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
Kane is looking to chop away at Jeremy's legs.
Jeremy missing with a left hand there. Kane was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kane misses with an uppercut.
Jeremy blocks the body kick.
A lazy left from Jeremy finds it's target.
Kane takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kane ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Jeremy blocks the leg kick.
Kane chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kane lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jeremy's sensitive parts.
Jeremy throws a front kick aimed at Kane's knee but Kane avoids it well.
Kane steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Jeremy.
Jeremy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jeremy throws the left hand but Kane avoids the punch easily.
Kane throws a leg kick but Jeremy checks it.
Jeremy throws a leg kick
and Kane counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jeremy sizes up Kane with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A big right from Jeremy misses.
Kane's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jeremy under the eye.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kane.
Jeremy misses with a hook.
Jeremy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kane.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
Jeremy moves out of range of the strikes.
Jeremy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy lands a leg kick that knocks Kane off balance momentarily.
Jeremy swings for the body but Kane moves out of range.
Kane works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A good leg kick by Kane.
Jeremy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kane ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jeremy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Kane.
Kane throws a shot from downtown. Jeremy moves away and avoids it.
Jeremy staying out of range there.
Jeremy throws a head kick that misses.
It seemed like Kane was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kane misses with a looping left.
A little feinted left hand from Jeremy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Kane lands with a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kane checks a low kick from Jeremy.
A shot to the liver by Kane. Beautiful body shot.

Kane instigates a clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Harry Kane.
Well Kane has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harry Kane!
Harry Kane decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.