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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orgasmic Bliss (ranked 22802 p4p, 223 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 3205 p4p, 154 weight class). Hogan has chosen Real American as his entrance music. Hulk Hogan looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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300 lbs
5 - 12 - 0 |
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201 cm
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310 lbs
7 - 7 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Orgasmic Bliss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bliss dives in for a single leg takedown but Hogan sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Nice sprawl there from Hogan as Bliss shoots in.
Bliss shoots and misses
and Hogan moves into the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Orgasmic Bliss. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bliss prevents a takedown attempt there.
Hogan pulls guard.
Bliss keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hogan's head.
Hogan working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bliss.
Bliss trying to control but Hogan is working from the bottom.
Bliss in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hogan controlling the position.
Bliss throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hogan works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bliss throwing strikes from guard but Hogan blocks nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hogan is adopting a defensive guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bliss trying to control but Hogan is working from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bliss's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hogan avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bliss trying to control the position from guard on top but Hogan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Hogan is on top in guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hogan's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bliss is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Bliss is looking for a triangle but Hogan pushes his legs off easily.
Hogan lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Hogan preventing the sweep.
Bliss looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Hogan has picked Bliss up and slammed him! Bliss can't keep hold of the triangle and Hogan manages to pass to side control!
Hogan has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Bliss is trying desperately to improve position.
Hogan trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hogan lands a big shot there that rocks Bliss but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
It looks like Orgasmic Bliss has been cut.
Hogan working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Hogan raining down hammerfists from mount.
Orgasmic Bliss's cut is getting worse.
My spies in Touch Of Death Combat Academy inform me that Hogan has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bliss is looking to get to half guard.
Bliss is breathing heavily.
Bliss is working hard here to advance position.
Bliss could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Hogan postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Bliss out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Hogan goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Hulk Hogan!
Hulk Hogan thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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