PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Master Blaster (ranked 389 p4p, 55 weight class) and Constantine Kermit (ranked 404 p4p, 58 weight class). Constantine Kermit acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Blaster
vs
Kermit

190 cm
32
217 lbs
22 - 10 - 2

192 cm
36
220 lbs
27 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Master Blaster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 16 - 1, fighting out of New York, Constantine Kermit!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blaster closes the distance but Kermit moves to the side
and Kermit counters with a nice body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kermit lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Blaster has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Blaster and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Blaster avoids the body shot from Kermit.
Blaster feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kermits jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A shot to the body from Blaster misses
and Kermit counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Master Blaster has been cut.
Kermit has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Blaster misses with an uppercut
and Kermit counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kermit drops his hands momentarily and Blaster takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Blaster.
Blaster explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Master Blaster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kermit stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Blaster.
A punch combination from Blaster misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Blaster throws a sloppy head kick and Kermit moves out of range easily.
Kermit swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kermit ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A punch combination from Blaster misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blaster feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kermit's calf.
Blaster jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Blaster smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Blaster tries to clinch but Kermit moves out of range.
Kermit goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Blaster misses with a right hand
and Kermit counters with a left to the body.
Kermit misses with a hook. Blaster ducked under it nicely.
Blaster ducks under a wild hook from Kermit.
A low kick from Blaster is predictable there
and Kermit counters with a nice uppercut.
Kermit with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Blaster to score with a decent uppercut.
Blaster lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Kermit moves out of range of the body kick.
Blaster connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kermit momentarily.
Blaster closes the distance but Kermit moves to the side
and Kermit counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Donk. Blaster catches Kermit right on the button with a cross.
Blaster misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kermit connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kermit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Blaster manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kermit. Blaster does a little dance to reset his feet.
Blaster connects with the punch.
Kermit misses with an uppercut. Blaster saw that one coming.
Blaster catches Kermit with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Blaster connects with an inside leg kick.
Blaster tries to land a body kick
and Blaster takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Blaster throws a head kick but Kermit moves out of range.
Kermit is looking for the big counter here.
Kermit with a jab.

Master Blaster's cut is getting worse.
Kermit throws a leg kick but Blaster checks it.
Blaster lands a head shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kermit fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Blaster tries to land a body kick

and Kermit counters with a crisp right hand that drops Blaster! Kermit lets Blaster back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Blaster pushes Kermit away with a front kick.
Kermit throws a hook to the side of Blaster's head but Blaster sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Blaster tried to counter with a leg kick but Kermit avoided it.
Blaster uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kermit.
Blaster lands the left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kermit lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Blaster bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kermit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A good leg kick by Blaster.
Blaster is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kermit takes a swing at Blaster's ribcage but misses.
Kermit slips under a jab.
Blaster lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Blaster walks into a left hand.

Master Blaster's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kermit keeps the fight on the outside.
Blaster moves out of range of the strikes.
Kermit throws a looping overhand right but Blaster ducks down to avoid it.
Blaster throwing a counter right hand but Kermit manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Kermit.
Kermit staying out of range there.
Blaster with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kermit throws a low kick but it's checked well by Blaster.
Kermit throws a good cross that connects.

Jeez, Master Blaster's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Blaster throws a big shot that misses.
Blaster walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kermit takes one to the side of the head.
Blaster throws a poor cross that misses
and Kermit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Master Blaster's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Constantine Kermit!
A victorious Constantine Kermit thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Master Blaster stepped up to the mic, saying 'It was that little dude on my shoulder that done fucked me up. God he's got an annoying voice. He's kinda heavy too.'.