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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Timiko Chen Lo (ranked 296 p4p, 42 weight class) and Hairy Scrotum (ranked 814 p4p, 103 weight class). Chen Lo comes to the cage accompanied by Welcome to the Jungle. Hairy Scrotum has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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177 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Timiko Chen Lo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Fedor Mirinova and Konstantin Menshow.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chen Lo looks to throw the jab but Scrotum is out of range.
Scrotum throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Scrotum connects with a body shot.
Scrotum looks to score with a jab to the body but Chen Lo is just out of range.
Scrotum avoids the body shot from Chen Lo.
Chen Lo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Scrotum misses with a wild body shot.
Scrotum swinging wildly here.
Chen Lo has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Chen Lo there as he acknowledges the shot.
It looks like Timiko Chen Lo has been cut.
Scrotum lands a jab to the head.
Chen Lo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Chen Lo ducks under a wild hook from Scrotum.
Scrotum ducks under a wild hook from Chen Lo.
Scrotum throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chen Lo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chen Lo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chen Lo defending well as Scrotum loads up on a big left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chen Lo throws a body punch but Scrotum moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Chen Lo.
Nice jab there from Chen Lo.
A right-left combo lands from Scrotum.
A looping hook to the body misses from Scrotum. Chen Lo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Scrotum tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chen Lo was well out of range. Poor timing from Scrotum.
Chen Lo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chen Lo misses the shot to the body.
Scrotum misses the shot to the body.
Chen Lo lands a lovely overhand right.
Scrotum misses the jab.
Scrotum misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Scrotum. Chen Lo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chen Lo throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Chen Lo misses with a double jab
and Scrotum counters with a three punch combo that has Chen Lo backing up. Chen Lo nods at Scrotum to acknowledge the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chen Lo scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Scrotum.
Scrotum avoids the head kick by Chen Lo.
Chen Lo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Scrotum misses with a straight left.
Chen Lo avoids the body shot from Scrotum.
Chen Lo throws a series of punches but Scrotum avoids them all with ease.
Chen Lo throws a head kick that misses.
Scrotum lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Scrotum throws a jab but it's blocked by Chen Lo.
Chen Lo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Scrotum was well out of range. Poor timing from Chen Lo.
Scrotum doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Scrotum lands a big right hand that sends Chen Lo crashing to the mat! Scrotum stays standing though and waves Chen Lo back to his feet!
Chen Lo is rocked!
Chen Lo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
Chen Lo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Scrotum lands a nice shot to the body.
Chen Lo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Scrotum misses the shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chen Lo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Chen Lo lands a jab to Scrotum's midsection.
A nice leg kick lands there from Scrotum.
Scrotum throws a right and a left that Chen Lo avoids nicely.
Scrotum tries to work over Chen Lo's front leg with a kick but Chen Lo checks it.
Chen Lo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chen Lo lands a jab to Scrotum's midsection.
Chen Lo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Scrotum.
Chen Lo throws a counter high kick but Scrotum was just alert enough to avoid it.
A big right from Chen Lo misses.
Chen Lo lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Scrotum throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Scrotum misses with a two punch combination.
Chen Lo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Scrotum moves away.
Scrotum avoids the head kick by Chen Lo.
Scrotum throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scrotum throws a body punch but Chen Lo moves out of range.
Chen Lo throws a body punch but Scrotum moves out of range.
Chen Lo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Scrotum has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chen Lo. Scrotum does a little dance to reset his feet.
Scrotum avoids the body shot from Chen Lo.
Chen Lo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
Scrotum throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Scrotum throws a series of strikes that have Chen Lo backpedaling.
Timiko Chen Lo's cut is getting worse.
Scrotum jabs at Chen Lo's body.
Chen Lo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Scrotum throws out the jab.
A punch combination from Scrotum misses.
Scrotum blocks a head kick by Chen Lo.
Scrotum has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Scrotum slips under a jab.
Chen Lo lands an overhand right.
Scrotum walks into a stiff left hand from Chen Lo.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut. Chen Lo saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hairy Scrotum dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Timiko Chen Lo's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Chen Lo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Chen Lo lands with a slapping head kick.
It looks like Hairy Scrotum has been cut.
Hairy Scrotum is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Chen Lo throws a lazy right hand but Scrotum sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Scrotum closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Hairy Scrotum seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Scrotum pivots, looking for a leg kick but Chen Lo is out of range and Scrotum settles back down.
Scrotum feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chen Lo's calf.
Chen Lo looks to score with a jab to the body but Scrotum is just out of range.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Chen Lo might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Chen Lo paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Scrotum thuds a left hand into Chen Lo's body.
Scrotum throws a big shot that misses.
Oooooh!!! Scrotum has knocked Chen Lo down with a huge combo! Scrotum steps away and waves a wobbly Chen Lo back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Oh Chen Lo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Scrotum drops Chen Lo with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Chen Lo! Scrotum dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Cipher Nutrition for their support in the buildup to the fight.
Timiko Chen Lo was interviewed post fight and said 'I want to thank Freebok for sponsoring me. Buy there the have cool stuff!!! FREEBOK!!!'.
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