PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sunray Spike (ranked 1255 p4p, 46 weight class) and Chip Chocolate (ranked 3575 p4p, 147 weight class). Spike comes to the cage accompanied by For Heavy Metal we will die!. Chocolate is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Cookie Dance. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Spike
vs
Chocolate

199 cm
30
263 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

194 cm
31
270 lbs
16 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sunray Spike!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chip Chocolate!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spike throws a nice inside leg kick.
Chocolate avoids the head kick by Spike.
Chocolate changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Spike throws a jab but it's blocked by Chocolate.
Spike pushes Chocolate away with a front kick.
Spike lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

It looks like Chip Chocolate has been cut.
Spike dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Chocolate. That did some damage!
Spike lands a high kick!
Chocolate throws a series of punches but Spike avoids them all with ease.

Spike cracks Chocolate with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Chocolate looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Spike finish him?

Chocolate is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Chocolate is still on wobbly legs! Can Spike finish him?
Spike lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Spike tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spike unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Chocolate! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Spike is unloading with more strikes now! Chocolate drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sunray Spike!
A very excited looking Sunray Spike rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
In defeat, Chip Chocolate stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'm gonna take this loss with a grain of salt, or a grain of sugar, and put it in a cookie, and eat it.'.