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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 841 p4p, 128 weight class) and Spank Crank (ranked 848 p4p, 129 weight class). AssKicken's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Winds of Change. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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224 lbs
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Spank Crank!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Crank darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
AssKicken misses with a series of wild punches.
AssKicken with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Crank to score with a decent uppercut.
AssKicken jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crank feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
AssKicken looking for a sweep. Not yet AssKicken, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Crank distracts AssKicken with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
AssKicken preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now AssKicken is on top in guard.
AssKicken being controlled here momentarily.
AssKicken pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Crank is keeping the position for now.
AssKicken is working hard here to advance position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken is looking to pass into half guard but Crank pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Crank is in guard.
AssKicken throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Crank works over AssKicken with some ground and pound from guard.
Crank stands up over AssKicken, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Crank lands a couple of elbows.
Crank missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Crank with a nice head shot there.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now AssKicken is on top in guard.
Crank keeping full guard, as AssKicken tries to pass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken pushes down on Crank's leg and manages to get into half guard.
AssKicken tries to pass the half guard into mount. Crank knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
AssKicken is looking for a kimura but Crank is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for AssKicken to get the leverage.
Crank wants to improve his position but AssKicken is controlling well.
AssKicken is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
AssKicken moves to take his opponent's back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken gets his hands free as Crank looks to control.
Crank showing good submission defense here.
AssKicken working for a choke but Crank reverses nicely into AssKicken 's guard.
Crank throwing strikes but missing.
Crank stands up over AssKicken, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
AssKicken looking for a sweep. Not yet AssKicken, not yet.
AssKicken is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Crank defends well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crank preventing the sweep.
Crank is in close to AssKicken's body, working some short punches and elbows.
AssKicken looking for a sweep. Not yet AssKicken, not yet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Crank with a flurry of punches that miss.
Crank has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Crank lands a couple of elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Spank Crank will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Crank closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Crank lands in his opponent's guard.
Crank preventing the sweep.
AssKicken seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Crank content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Crank lands a couple of decent looking shots.
AssKicken looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Crank trying to control the position from guard on top but AssKicken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Crank keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of AssKicken's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken working for a triangle but Crank defends it easily.
Crank landing some decent shots from guard.
AssKicken is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken is looking for a triangle but Crank pushes his legs off easily.
Crank postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! AssKicken covers up, he's hurt! Crank keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Crank and the ref steps in to end the fight! Crank can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Spank Crank!
During a confident post fight interview, Spank Crank thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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hype
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pop
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