PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mush Mouth (ranked 103 p4p, 5 weight class) and Obelix De Gaul (ranked 204 p4p, 7 weight class). De Gaul has chosen Asterix and Obelix as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mouth
vs
De Gaul

191 cm
32
270 lbs
18 - 12 - 0

193 cm
37
261 lbs
33 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mush Mouth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Obelix De Gaul!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Glass and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mouth darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
De Gaul keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
De Gaul keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
De Gaul blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mouth.
Mouth throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
De Gaul keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Mouth slips a nice elbow through De Gaul's hands, connecting with De Gaul's forehead.

It looks like Obelix De Gaul has been cut.
De Gaul wants to get back to his feet.
De Gaul is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mouth throwing shots but De Gaul is blocking nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
De Gaul is trying to stand up here but Mouth is controlling him well.
Mouth misses with a head shot. De Gaul uses the momentum to regain guard.
Mouth with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mouth accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
De Gaul is looking to stand up but Mouth isn't so interested in that idea.
Mouth working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

De Gaul manages to escape and get back to his feet.
De Gaul jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mouth shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has De Gaul pinned against the cage. De Gaul gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mouth connects with a right hand. De Gaul shakes it off.
De Gaul attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Mouth listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

De Gaul gets caught flat footed, as Mouth shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Mouth throws an elbow that misses. De Gaul uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Mouth's guard. Nice move by De Gaul!

We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De Gaul wants to stand but Mouth has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

De Gaul gets to his feet. Mouth looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Mouth fails to land with a series of punches.
De Gaul lands with a hook. Mouth tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Mouth listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
De Gaul swings for the body but Mouth moves out of range.
De Gaul fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mouth manages to avoid it.
Mouth is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by De Gaul.
Mouth misses with the combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from De Gaul finds it's way through Mouth's defenses.
De Gaul uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mouth.
A punch combination from Mouth misses.

Mouth darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

De Gaul makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
De Gaul goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
De Gaul throws a hook to the side of Mouth's head but Mouth sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A little feinted left hand from Mouth on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
De Gaul misses the jab.
Mouth with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice takedown defense from De Gaul. No joy for Mouth on that attempt.
De Gaul scores with a kick to the midsection.
Mouth shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. De Gaul defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mush Mouth. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - De Gaul looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sloppy strikes from Mouth. Those never looked like landing.
Mouth takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
De Gaul sizes up Mouth with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
De Gaul swings and misses with a hook to the body.
De Gaul ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
De Gaul tries to land a leg kick but Mouth saw it coming and moves away.
Mouth slips a straight right by De Gaul.
De Gaul thows a body kick. Mouth tries to catch it but that hurt him.
De Gaul walks into a stiff left hand from Mouth.
De Gaul tries to work over Mouth's front leg with a kick but Mouth checks it.
De Gaul connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mouth connects with a jab.
Mouth will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
De Gaul looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Mouth gets cracked with a nice right hand there by De Gaul.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Obelix De Gaul will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Obelix De Gaul's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

De Gaul looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Obelix De Gaul seems to be getting the better of the standup.
De Gaul staying out of range there.
De Gaul misses with a straight right.
De Gaul throws a head kick that Mouth semi-blocks.
Mouth lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The fighters circling - Mouth throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mouth lands a nice shot to the body.

De Gaul clinches up against the cage.
De Gaul can't find room to land a body shot as Mouth controls the action.
De Gaul can't find room to land a body shot as Mouth controls the action.
Mouth is trying to force a seperation but De Gaul has the dominant position.
Mouth wants to break the clinch but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mouth is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but De Gaul is defending well.
A nice right hand lands inside from De Gaul.
Still in the clinch, De Gaul scores with a nice short uppercut.

Mouth breaks from the clinch.
De Gaul misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mouth slips under a jab from De Gaul.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Mouth does no damage.

Mouth shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Mouth showed some decent athleticism there.
Mouth not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
De Gaul keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
De Gaul wants to get back to his feet.
Mouth missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Mouth thows a huge punch but De Gaul dodges it nicely.
De Gaul is not content to let Mouth control the position.
De Gaul avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mouth.
De Gaul tries to kick Mouth off but Mouth keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Mouth is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mouth throwing shots but De Gaul is blocking nicely.
Mouth missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Mouth throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
De Gaul felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
De Gaul wants to get back to his feet.
De Gaul blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mouth.
Mouth wants to control but De Gaul is keeping him busy.
Mouth slips a nice elbow through De Gaul's hands, connecting with De Gaul's forehead.
Mouth frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De Gaul is in a horrible position here. Mouth smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Mouth landing strikes from the mount.
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Mouth! De Gaul is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Mush Mouth!
Mush Mouth decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.