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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 1263 p4p, 157 weight class) and Techno Viking (ranked 2074 p4p, 245 weight class). Viking has chosen Techno Viking as his entrance music. Ron Jeremy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Techno Viking's chin.
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16 - 9 - 1 |
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142 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Techno Viking!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Viking misses.
Viking fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jeremy.
Viking slips a jab from Jeremy.
Viking staying out of range there.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy scores with a jab to the head.
Viking lands a jab to the nose.
Viking fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jeremy on the side of the head.
Viking keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jeremy.
Viking is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jeremy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Viking.
Jeremy misses with a lunging right hand
and Viking counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Viking ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Viking moves away and avoids it.
Jeremy looks to throw the jab but Viking is out of range.
Jeremy throws a lazy head kick
and Viking counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Viking avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut
and Viking counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Viking fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jeremy looks for the body kick but Viking saw that one coming.
Viking misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Good shot there by Viking.
Jeremy scores with a body shot.
We've been informed that Viking has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Viking dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Viking misses with a double jab.
Jeremy looks to throw a body kick
and Viking connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jeremy throws a low kick but Viking avoids it.
Jeremy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Heritage Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Viking tests Jeremy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Viking throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Viking manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the body
and Viking counters with a series of strikes. Jeremy will be more careful next time no doubt.
Viking displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jeremy throws out the jab.
Viking misses with a straight right.
Viking throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Viking.
A nice side step and Viking releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Viking loads up on a big right hand but Jeremy slips the punch.
Viking blocks a low kick nicely.
Jeremy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jeremy misses with a few strikes there.
Viking throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jeremy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Viking moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viking checks a leg kick nicely.
Jeremy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Viking.
A little jabbing left from Viking on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Viking moves out of range.
Viking loads up on a big right hand but Jeremy slips the punch.
Jeremy misses with a two punch combination.
Viking connects with a nice looking jab.
Jeremy scores with a sloppy right hand. Viking should have avoided that one.
Jeremy throws a jab when Viking was well out of range.
Jeremy throws a lazy uppercut
and Viking counters with a series of strikes. Jeremy will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Viking is just out of range.
Viking moves out of range of the strikes.
Viking misses the shot to the body.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Viking let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viking bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jeremy's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jeremy throws a leg kick which misses Viking's front leg but catches the back leg as Viking tries to avoid it.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the body
and Viking connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Viking pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Viking looks to land a left hand but Jeremy moved out of range nicely.
Jeremy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jeremy throws a poor cross that misses
and Viking counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Viking uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Viking takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jeremy, right into the meat.
Viking misses with a right hand
letting Jeremy counter with a right hand.
Jeremy jabs at Viking's body.
Viking moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Viking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Techno Viking will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Jeremy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Viking cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Viking tries to bum rush Jeremy with a series of wild strikes but Jeremy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jeremy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Viking manages to avoid it.
A big right from Viking misses.
Jeremy looks for the body kick but Viking saw that one coming.
Viking looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jeremy throws an overhand right that lands on Viking's shoulder, as Viking tries to avoid the shot.
Jeremy connects with a single shot there.
A telegraphed right hand from Jeremy misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy misses the jab.
Viking throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Viking throws a poor cross that misses
and Jeremy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Viking takes one to the side of the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Viking. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Viking swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jeremy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Viking walks into a jab.
Viking is rocked!
Viking connects with a nice looking jab.
Viking is still on wobbly legs! Can Jeremy finish him?
Viking walks straight into a right hand from Jeremy - that's dropped him! Jeremy jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Viking from any more punishment! Viking complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy is the new lightweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Ron Jeremy thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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