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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jack Mills (ranked 1240 p4p, 157 weight class) and Hairy Scrotum (ranked 446 p4p, 72 weight class). Mills comes to the cage accompanied by Dexter theme song. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 1, fighting out of London, Jack Mills!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Johanna Lukiainen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrotum throws a looping overhand right but Mills ducks down to avoid it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Scrotum. That's going to slow Mills down.
Mills moves away from the strike by Scrotum.
Mills tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Scrotum was well out of range. Poor timing from Mills.
Scrotum throws a low kick but it's checked well by Mills.
Scrotum has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Mills is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Mills throws a hook but Scrotum blocks it.
Scrotum throws a series of punches but Mills moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mills is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Scrotum misses the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mills throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Scrotum tries to bum rush Mills with a series of wild strikes but Mills uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Scrotum is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mills.
Mills slips a jab from Scrotum.
Scrotum throws a shot from downtown. Mills moves away and avoids it.
Mills tries to counter by clinching up but Scrotum breaks away and moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Mills.
Scrotum throws an overhand right that lands on Mills's shoulder, as Mills tries to avoid the shot.
Scrotum takes the fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum blocks an elbow strike from Mills.
Scrotum lands with a right to the head.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mills stalling in the clinch but Scrotum improves position.
Mills displaying some good clinch control by pressing Scrotum up against the cage.
Mills blocking some punches.
Mills lands an elbow just above Scrotum 's eye.
It looks like Hairy Scrotum has been cut.
A right handed body shot lands from Mills.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mills gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Mills content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Mills gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mills doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice body punch from Mills - that landed with a thud.
Mills throws an elbow but it misses.
Mills avoiding damage.
Scrotum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Scrotum blocks an elbow strike from Mills.
Mills will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Scrotum up against the cage.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mills misses with a body punch.
Mills is trying to maintain a safe position but Scrotum gets an underhook and turns Mills into the cage.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum struggles to land a body shot inside as Mills controls his hands.
Mills comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A short left from Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mills throws an elbow but misses.
Scrotum dodges an elbow strike from Mills.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Mills uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Mills lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mills works on Scrotum's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scrotum lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Scrotum takes an elbow to the forehead.
Scrotum stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Mills is leaning against Scrotum and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Mills tries to throw a body punch but Scrotum avoids it by throwing Mills back against the cage.
Scrotum tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mills's elbow.
Mills doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scrotum blocks the elbow strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hairy Scrotum dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hairy Scrotum's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Mills tries to close the distance and clinch up but Scrotum swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Scrotum swings for the body but Mills moves out of range.
Scrotum throws a leg kick
and Mills counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mills uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Scrotum.
Mills was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Scrotum keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mills backing away here, and Scrotum unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Mills misses with a body shot
and Scrotum makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mills moves into range and clinches up with Scrotum.
Mills taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Mills lands an elbow inside that Scrotum shrugs off.
Scrotum lands an uppercut.
Scrotum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Mills creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mills blocks a body shot from Scrotum.
Nice elbow from Mills.
Scrotum lands a shot to the body.
Scrotum lands a right hand.
Scrotum avoids the elbow strike from Mills, against the cage.
Mills lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Scrotum misses with a punch to the body.
Mills lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Mills misses with an elbow strike.
Scrotum misses with the head strike.
Mills tries a body shot but Scrotum blocks it.
Mills misses with an elbow strike.
Scrotum works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Scrotum scores with a nice hook to the head.
Scrotum softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mills wants to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mills misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mills misses with an elbow over the top.
Scrotum can't find room to land a body shot as Mills controls the action.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Scrotum.
Scrotum tries a body shot but Mills blocks it.
I was talking to Mills's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Mills controlling the action here for a moment.
Scrotum lands a nice shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mills throws an elbow that misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Scrotum lands a nice uppercut.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Mills uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice elbow from Mills.
Scrotum doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mills prevents a body shot from Scrotum.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mills creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Scrotum lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Scrotum as Mills tries to tie him up.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum is working Mills over against the cage.
Scrotum misses with a body punch.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Mills.
Scrotum lands a hook to the side of the head.
Scrotum doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Come on Mills - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Mills is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A nice left hand lands by Scrotum.
Mills lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mills stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Scrotum lands a hook that snaps the head of Mills backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum takes an elbow to the temple.
Mills misses with an elbow strike.
Mills throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A short body shot lands from Mills as the two fighters clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
Mills is trying to maintain a safe position but Scrotum gets an underhook and turns Mills into the cage.
Scrotum throws a head punch that misses.
Mills goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mills is trying to maintain a safe position but Scrotum gets an underhook and turns Mills into the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Mills.
Scrotum scores with a shot to the side of Mills's head.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum blocks the elbow strike.
Mills throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mills throws an elbow but misses.
Scrotum takes an elbow to the forehead.
Scrotum tries a body shot but Mills blocks it.
Scrotum gets through Mills's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Hairy Scrotum will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Hairy Scrotum's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Mills with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Scrotum to score with a decent uppercut.
Hairy Scrotum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Scrotum slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Scrotum throws a right hand that Mills ducks under and follows up with a left that Mills also avoids with ease.
Mills getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mills pushes Scrotum up against the cage in a clinch.
Scrotum lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mills trying to control the position but instead, Scrotum has worked for underhooks and has pushed Mills into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scrotum tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scrotum misses with a punch to the body.
Scrotum presses Mills against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Scrotum avoids a wild elbow strike from Mills.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Scrotum lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mills backwards.
Scrotum struggles to land a body shot inside as Mills controls his hands.
Still in the clinch, Scrotum scores with a nice short uppercut.
Scrotum has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Mills blocks a body shot from Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Mills.
Scrotum doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mills tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scrotum doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scrotum tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mills's elbow.
Scrotum has a couple of punches blocked by Mills.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scrotum.
Mills content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Mills throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Scrotum misses with the head strike.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum avoids the elbow strike from Mills, against the cage.
Scrotum misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum tries to work over Mills's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Scrotum scores with a nice hook to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scrotum.
Mills is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Scrotum is keeping busy.
Mills misses with a hook to the ribs.
Scrotum lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Mills.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mills throws an elbow that misses.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Mills wants to stall.
Nice elbow from Mills.
Hairy Scrotum seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum blocks an elbow strike.
Scrotum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scrotum blocks the elbow strike.
Mills blocks an uppercut.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum lands a right hand.
Scrotum lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mills backwards.
Mills stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mills throws an elbow but misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Scrotum.
Mills misses with an elbow over the top.
Mills blocks a body shot from Scrotum.
Scrotum lands a right hand.
A short left from Scrotum.
Hairy Scrotum is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Mills misses with an elbow strike.
Scrotum blocks a body shot from Mills.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mills lands an elbow that stopped Scrotum in his tracks for a moment.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mills throws an elbow but misses.
Scrotum lands a left hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mills.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Scrotum takes an elbow to the forehead.
Mills cracks Scrotum with a nice body shot.
Scrotum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Mills blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mills gets through Scrotum's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mills lands a damaging elbow.
Scrotum throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum lands with a right to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Scrotum.
Jack Mills has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mills dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Scrotum dodges an elbow strike from Mills.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hairy Scrotum comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Scrotum has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hairy Scrotum!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Hairy Scrotum made sure he mentioned Cipher Nutrition, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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