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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 29 p4p, 8 weight class) and Jaheim Reid (ranked 210 p4p, 27 weight class). Reid has chosen Sizzla - Taking Over as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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187 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jaheim Reid!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Reid thumps Slurper with a low kick.
Reid throws a leg kick that misses.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Reid manages to circle out of the way.
Slurper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Reid counters with an inside leg kick.
Slurper instigates a clinch.
Reid's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Reid.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Reid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Reid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reid lands a body shot.
Reid digs a right hand into Slurper's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slurper's gas tank.
A hook to the body from Reid.
Slurper is breathing heavily.
Good body shot from Reid.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Reid scores with a hook to the body.
Reid scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Reid lands a left hand.
Reid pushes Slurper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Reid digs a right hand underneath Slurper's ribcage. Slurper let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Reid lands a body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Reid.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reid escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Reid bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Slurper's head backwards.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Reid swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Reid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Reid fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slurper on the side of the head.
Jaheim Reid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper misses with a jab to the body
and Reid counters with an outside leg kick.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Reid jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Reid lands a jab to the head.
Reid uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Reid connects with a right hand. Slurper shakes it off.
Reid lands a jab to Slurper's midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Reid counters with a nice leg kick.
Slurper defending well as Reid loads up on a big left hand.
Reid looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reid takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Reid ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Reid misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd cheers as Reid lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slurper doesn't seem phased though.
Slurper on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A jab from Reid misses.
Reid does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
As Reid tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Reid manages to avoid the attempt.
Slurper doesn't manage to clinch there - Reid circles away.
Slurper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper connects with a right hand. Reid shakes it off.
Reid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Reid is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Slurper had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Reid lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Reid misses.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Reid was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Reid connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Reid looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Reid lands a nice leg kick that just misses Slurper's sensitive parts.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Reid, right into the meat.
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Reid manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper doesn't manage to clinch there - Reid circles away.
Slurper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Reid is looking to slow Slurper down with leg kicks.
Reid drops his hands momentarily and Slurper takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Slurper is looking to wear down Reid with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Reid, as that shot connected.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Reid let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Slurper takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Reid, pushing him back against the cage.
Reid tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Reid back against the cage.
Reid lands a nice uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Reid.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.
Reid tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Reid back against the cage.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Reid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Reid blocking some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Reid lands a body punch.
Reid tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reid or not.
A left hand lands to the body for Slurper.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reid tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Reid back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jaheim Reid dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Slurper getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
It looks like Jaheim Reid has been cut.
Reid throws a leg kick which misses Slurper's front leg but catches the back leg as Slurper tries to avoid it.
Reid pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It looked like Slurper was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Reid.
Reid misses with the body kick
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
A thudding body kick lands there by Reid!
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Reid throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Slurper staying out of range there.
A little feinted left hand from Slurper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Reid misses with a body punch
enabling Slurper to counter with a crisp jab.
Reid lands a jab to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper misses with a body shot
and Reid counters with a series of strikes. Slurper will be more careful next time no doubt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper tries to clinch up
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Reid.
Reid throws a front kick aimed at Slurper's knee but Slurper avoids it well.
Reid thumps Slurper with a low kick.
Slurper wants to clinch.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Reid misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jab by Reid.
Reid tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Reid has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Reid looks to land a body kick but Slurper moved away.
Slurper throws the left hand but Reid avoids the punch easily.
Slurper on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Reid saw that one coming.
Slurper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Reid.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Reid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Reid showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slurper.
Reid lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Reid throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Slurper on the side of the head.
Reid lands with an overhand left.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper lands with a hook. Reid tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Reid throws a lazy right hand but Slurper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Reid breaks away and moves out of range.
Reid feints and then cracks Slurper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Slurper down.
Slurper throws a sloppy body shot
letting Reid counter with a right hand.
Slurper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Reid circles away from the clinch attempt.
Reid doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Reid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Reid does it's job there.
Reid uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Reid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Slurper avoids a kick to the body.
Reid misses with a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reid lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Reid scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Slurper doesn't seem bothered though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Reid fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Slurper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Slurper checks a leg kick.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Reid misses with a body shot.
Reid throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
As Reid tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Reid manages to avoid the attempt.
Reid throws a body shot but no joy.
Good exchange - Reid coming out on top.
Reid throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slurper counters with a straight right hand.
Reid lands a jab to the head.
Reid misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jaheim Reid showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jaheim Reid's cut.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Reid moves out of range of the strikes.
Reid takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Reid cracks Slurper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Slurper swinging wildly here.
Reid doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reid throws out the jab.
Slurper was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jaheim Reid seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Reid fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Reid looks for the body kick but Slurper saw that one coming.
Reid throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reid is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reid throws out the jab.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Reid ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Reid.
Reid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Reid.
Reid lands with a shot to the body.
Reid lands with a good body shot.
Reid misses with a low kick.
Slurper looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper moves away from the strike by Reid.
Slurper takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Reid scores with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper needs to keep his hands up - Reid had a free shot at his head there.
Reid staying out of range there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Reid.
Reid throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Good work by Slurper as he checks the leg kick.
Reid moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Slurper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Reid scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Reid darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reid lands a nice looking body shot.
Reid closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Reid scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Slurper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Reid lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Reid swats away the attempt to clinch by Slurper.
Slurper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Reid connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Reid lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Reid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper works the jab nicely.
That has opened up Jaheim Reid's cut even more.
Slurper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Reid.
Slurper is looking to clinch.
Reid tries a quick counter leg kick but Slurper is wise to it.
A punch lands to the side of Slurper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Reid attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Reid. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reid lands a nice hook to Slurper's body. Slurper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Reid misses the shot to the body.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Reid was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Reid lands a leg kick that knocks Slurper off balance momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jaheim Reid really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jaheim Reid's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Slurper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A shot to the body from Slurper misses
and Reid connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Reid throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Slurper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Slurper rushes Reid and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reid's elbow.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Reid.
Slurper misses with a body punch.
Reid lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Reid.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Reid blocking some punches.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Reid lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Reid softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Reid misses with a body punch.
Slurper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Reid lands a right hand.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Reid lands a shoulder strike.
A body shot lands from Reid.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Reid lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Jaheim Reid seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Reid tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Reid lands a nice shot to the body.
A body shot lands from Reid.
Slurper takes a shot to the head.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Reid avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Reid scores with a shot to the side of Slurper's head.
Reid working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short left from Reid.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Reid.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reid's elbow.
Reid working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Reid lands with a short shot to the head.
Reid gets through Slurper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Slurper is rocked!
Slurper tries to work over Reid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Oh Slurper is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slurper seems to have got his legs back now.
Reid escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Reid.
An attempted straight right counter from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Reid counters with a good low kick that Slurper was not able to check.
Reid throws a sloppy body shot
and Slurper counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Reid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Reid connects with a body shot that sends Slurper's belly button to the back.
Reid slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slurper seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Slurper dips to his left and cracks Reid with an uppercut!
Jab, jab by Reid - just one landing.
Slurper takes one to the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Slurper.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Reid.
Slurper lands a really nice looking cross but Reid seems unphased.
Reid with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slurper misses with a two punch combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reid lands with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper swings away with a body shot that misses
and Reid counters with a straight right hand.
Reid throws out a powerful jab.
Reid turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Reid misses with a body shot.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Reid misses the jab.
A lazy left from Reid finds it's target.
Slurper takes one to the side of the head.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jaheim Reid dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Jaheim Reid's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Reid thows a leg kick but Slurper checks it
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper cracks Reid with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Reid uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Slurper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Reid misses with a lunging right hand
and Slurper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Reid misses the jab.
Reid connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Nice shot by Reid.
Nice shot lands for Reid.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reid tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A low kick from Reid is predictable there
and Slurper counters with a straight right hand.
Slurper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Reid bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slurper lands with a hook. Reid tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Slurper darts in trying to clinch
enabling Reid to counter with a crisp jab.
Slurper checks a leg kick.
Reid fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slurper checks it well.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reid lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Slurper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Reid is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Reid can pounce on him.
Reid is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Reid throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Slurper on the side of the head.
Slurper fakes the body blow, causing Reid to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Reid goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 5, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Urban Fighter for their support in the buildup to the fight.
Jaheim Reid spoke after the fight, saying 'Bumboclaat!'.
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