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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dardan Douchebag (ranked 3516 p4p, 301 weight class) and Shelby Foote (ranked 3009 p4p, 263 weight class). Douchebag comes into the arena with Donkey blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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155 lbs
9 - 7 - 0 |
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150 lbs
8 - 6 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Shelby Foote!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douchebag will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Foote scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Foote moves away from the strike by Douchebag.
Foote cracks Douchebag with a right hand to the side of the head.
Foote stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Foote as he jumps to the side.
Foote throws out a counter right but Douchebag avoids it with no problem.
Foote swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Douchebag seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Foote feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Douchebag's calf.
Douchebag misses with a takedown attempt
letting Foote counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Foote misses with a body kick.
Foote fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Douchebag has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Douchebag looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Foote lets loose with a powerful body kick. Douchebag will feel that in the morning.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Douchebag is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Foote displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Douchebag throws out the jab.
Douchebag fails in his attempt to clinch.
Douchebag fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Foote avoids it really well and circles away.
It seemed like Foote was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag misses with a double jab.
Douchebag manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Foote on his heels. He'll look to pass Foote's guard now, I'm sure.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Foote is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Foote pushes a forearm under Douchebag's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Douchebag is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Shelby Foote!
Shelby Foote very nearly forgot to thank Organic Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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