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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Humbert Humbert (ranked 512 p4p, 71 weight class) and John Anderson (ranked 4763 p4p, 512 weight class). Humbert comes to the cage accompanied by Babylon 5. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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185 lbs
16 - 4 - 0 |
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195 lbs
11 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Humbert Humbert!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, John Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paulsen Ambrosius and Albert Achterberg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humbert scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Anderson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
It looks like John Anderson has been cut.
Humbert ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Anderson looks winded!
Jab from Humbert.
Humbert drops Anderson with a beautiful combination! Anderson stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Humbert is looking for the KO!
Anderson is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anderson tries to get into range but Humbert steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Anderson! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Humbert scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Humbert Humbert!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Humbert Humbert waved his t-shirt featuring Pit Bull Development's logo in front of the cameras.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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