PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 31 p4p, 6 weight class) and Neyman Gariniho (ranked 706 p4p, 101 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Slurper
vs
Gariniho

186 cm
24
195 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

185 cm
24
196 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
RAGS of a RONIN

KOMBAT KLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Neyman Gariniho!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Good exchange - Gariniho coming out on top.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Gariniho looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
It looked like Slurper was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Gariniho.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gariniho moves away.

Gariniho rushes Slurper and presses him up against the cage.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Gariniho misses with some punches.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Gariniho avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Gariniho controls his hands.
Slurper is leaning against Gariniho and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Gariniho blocks an uppercut.
Gariniho tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gariniho throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Gariniho.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slurper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Gariniho misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slurper lands a body punch in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Slurper.

Gariniho is rocked!
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gariniho is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Slurper lands a big right hand that drops Gariniho! The killer instinct kicks in and Slurper finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Slurper!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper very nearly forgot to thank RAGS of a RONIN amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.