PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mortimer Bob Holley (ranked 3163 p4p, 119 weight class) and Mark Lesnar (ranked 3011 p4p, 112 weight class). Holley comes to the cage accompanied by Grillmasters - Sizzling. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mark Lesnar was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bob Holley
vs
Lesnar

182 cm
25
289 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
285 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful

Sinners Fight Wear
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mortimer Bob Holley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mark Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, David Hoff and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Holley. Lesnar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lesnar with the counter takedown but Holley avoids it easily.
Holley keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Holley misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lesnar.
Lesnar takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Holley lands a nice hook to Lesnar's body. Lesnar takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Holley works Lesnar's body with a nice hook.
Holley misses with a body shot.
Holley throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Holley misses the shot to the body.
Holley jabs at Lesnar's body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holley throws a body punch but Lesnar moves out of range.
Holley takes a swing at Lesnar's ribcage but misses.
Mortimer Bob Holley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Holley throws a body shot but no joy.
Lesnar drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Holley defends it well.
Lesnar takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mortimer Bob Holley is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holley swings for the body but Lesnar moves out of range.
Lesnar looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Holley misses with a straight right.
Holley ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lesnar moves away.
Holley lands a jab to Lesnar's midsection.
Lesnar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Holley throws out the jab.

Lesnar has taken the fight to the clinch.

Holley breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Holley definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Holley misses with a body punch

and Lesnar counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Holley blocking the ground and pound attempt from Lesnar.
Lesnar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Holley wants to control but Lesnar is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Lesnar landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Still in half guard, Lesnar seems content to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lesnar is nestled in close to Holley, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lesnar thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Lesnar not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Lesnar looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Holley with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Lesnar looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Holley with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Lesnar trying to control the pace.
Holley is looking to control Lesnar's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Holley avoid being mounted?
Lesnar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, if Lesnar is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Holley wants to improve his position but Lesnar is controlling well.
Lesnar lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Lesnar sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Holley defending well though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Lesnar connects with a nice short shot to Holley's temple.
Holley is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Lesnar scores with a couple of nice shots.
Lesnar looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Lesnar lands strikes from half guard.
Lesnar has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Lesnar controlling from mount.
Lesnar punishing his opponent with strikes.
Lesnar scoring with strikes but Holley is staying in there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Lesnar dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Lesnar missing with a left hand there. Holley was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Holley ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lesnar moves away.
Holley throws a shot to the body.
Holley takes a swing at Lesnar's ribcage but misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holley. Lesnar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holley cracks Lesnar with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Holley swings widly with a right hand

and Lesnar counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Holley looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lesnar is one step ahead there.
Lesnar content to stall in guard here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holley can't keep his opponent in guard - Lesnar advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Lesnar has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Ground and pound from Lesnar.
Holley is trying to control but Lesnar manages to pass to mount!
Lesnar lands a nice shot to the head.
Lesnar sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Holley takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Holley hang on?

It looks like Mortimer Bob Holley has been cut.
Lesnar is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Holley goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Lesnar!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Mark Lesnar!
After the fight, Mark Lesnar was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
The defeated Mortimer Bob Holley had this to say: 'You won, because i havent eaten enough.. im starving! Hi mom!'.