PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mush Mouth (ranked 605 p4p, 54 weight class) and Bane Dorrance (ranked 828 p4p, 86 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Mouth
vs
Dorrance

191 cm
29
270 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

196 cm
29
250 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mush Mouth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bane Dorrance!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dorrance with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mouth chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dorrance can pounce on him.
Mouth with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dorrance to score with a decent uppercut.
A big left from Mouth misses.
Mouth takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dorrance feints a jab promting Mouth to slip. Dorrance then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Mouth slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Dorrance scoring well with a low kick there.
Dorrance moves in looking to clinch but Mouth pushes him off.
Dorrance tries to clinch up but Mouth circles away and keeps his distance.
Dorrance throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dorrance looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mouth cracks Dorrance with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Bane Dorrance has been cut.
Mouth fails to land with a series of punches.
Dorrance looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Dorrance forces Mouth back against the cage and clinches.

Mouth pulls guard effortlessly.
Dorrance trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dorrance stays in close to Mouth's body and controls the position.
Dorrance tries to free his leg and advance position but Mouth is retaining full guard.
Dorrance is looking to advance position but Mouth has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!

Mouth avoids the attempt from Dorrance to control.
Mouth working Dorrance over with strikes here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Mouth cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Mouth throws some wild stikes that Dorrance manages to avoid easily.
Poor strikes thrown by Mouth there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Mouth sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Dorrance in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

The cut above Bane Dorrance's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mouth with a couple of short strikes.

Bane Dorrance's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bane Dorrance's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Mush Mouth!
Mush Mouth bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.