PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between David Paddington (ranked 1416 p4p, 147 weight class) and Orange Crush (ranked 1547 p4p, 162 weight class). Paddington's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Broken - Next time around. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Paddington
vs
Crush

167 cm
20
153 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

170 cm
27
150 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

IniTech Nutrition
Mockstar Energy Drinks 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, David Paddington!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Orange Crush!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Joseph Jones and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crush shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Paddington is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Crush.
Paddington lands a glancing blow to the side of Crush's head.
Crush tries to clinch there but Paddington circles away.
Paddington was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

Crush gets a double leg takedown into Paddington's guard.

Paddington is looking to cinch up a triangle. Crush throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Paddington's body to avoid the submission. Paddington has instead reached around Crush's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Paddington arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). David Paddington!
David Paddington retains his featherweight title!