PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 586 p4p, 87 weight class) and Takeda Shingen (ranked 1280 p4p, 176 weight class). Shingen has chosen Swarrrm - Scilence as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Scrotum
vs
Shingen

185 cm
22
177 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

185 cm
22
179 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Vikai Gear

Vikai Gear
Mockstar Energy Drinks 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Takeda Shingen!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shingen loads up on a big right hand but Scrotum slips the punch.
Scrotum seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Shingen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Scrotum manages to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Scrotum on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Scrotum lands a nice shot to the body.
Scrotum sizes up Shingen with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

It looks like Takeda Shingen has been cut.
Scrotum slips under a jab.
Scrotum ducks under a wild hook from Shingen.
Shingen misses with a body shot.
Scrotum moves to clinch but Shingen breaks away
and Shingen counters with a straight right hand.
Scrotum cracks Shingen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Shingen throws a lazy right hand but Scrotum sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Scrotum is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shingen blocks a jab.
Scrotum throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Shingen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Shingen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
Scrotum cracks Shingen with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scrotum tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Shingen counters with a straight right hand.
Shingen tries to close the distance and clinch but Scrotum swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Shingen counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Scrotum thinking.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Shingen throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Scrotum tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Shingen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Scrotum smiles and moves away.
Scrotum keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut.
Scrotum uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shingen.
Jab, jab by Scrotum - just one landing.
Nice shot lands for Scrotum.
Shingen lands with a hook. Scrotum tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Shingen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Scrotum connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Shingen is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Scrotum shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Shingen takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Scrotum sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Shingen bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum retains his welterweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Hairy Scrotum made sure he mentioned Vikai Gear, along with how happy he was to win his fight.