PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Veli Urhola (ranked 1620 p4p, 198 weight class) and Conrad Hauser (ranked 811 p4p, 100 weight class). Urhola's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Trammps -Disco Inferno. On his way into the cage it seems that Veli Urhola has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Veli Urhola seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Urhola
vs
Hauser

194 cm
41
259 lbs
32 - 19 - 0

198 cm
33
257 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Veli Urhola!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Conrad Hauser!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Donald Grub and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Urhola drops his hands momentarily and Hauser takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Hauser throws a body punch but Urhola moves out of range.
Urhola slips under a jab.
A counter left hand to the body from Urhola misses its target.
Hauser lands a body shot.
Hauser tried to score with a low kick but Urhola checks it.
Hauser throws a leg kick
and Urhola counters with an outside leg kick.
A jab lands there for Hauser.
Hauser throws a lazy uppercut
and Urhola cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hauser misses with a body shot
and Urhola counters with a head kick. That will keep Hauser thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Urhola throws a hook but Hauser blocks it.
Urhola throws a push kick but Hauser slaps the foot to one side.
Hauser throws a body shot but no joy.
Hauser has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Urhola misses with a looping right.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hauser throws a lazy right hand but Urhola sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And Urhola counters with a quick kick to the body but Hauser blocks it.
Hauser is looking to land body kicks.
Hauser lands a jab to Urhola's midsection.
Hauser fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Urhola manages to avoid it.
Hauser throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hauser connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Urhola momentarily.

It looks like Veli Urhola has been cut.

Urhola closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Hauser's guard.

Hauser looking for a guillotine here but Urhola defends easily.
Urhola tries to free his leg and advance position but Hauser is retaining full guard.
Urhola throwing strikes but missing.

Hauser is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Urhola rolls with it to try and escape but Hauser cranks on the arm and Urhola is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Conrad Hauser!
During a confident post fight interview, Conrad Hauser thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.