PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Swollen Piss Bladder (ranked 2441 p4p, 244 weight class) and Russel Crowsky (ranked 2501 p4p, 247 weight class). Swollen Piss Bladder has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Piss Bladder
vs
Crowsky

178 cm
21
158 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

160 cm
20
143 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Swollen Piss Bladder!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Russel Crowsky!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Vladimir Khabensky and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crowsky misses with an uppercut. Piss Bladder saw that one coming.
Piss Bladder appears to be looking for a big counter.
Piss Bladder fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Crowsky misses with a hook.
Piss Bladder takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

Crowsky drives through and clinches with Piss Bladder against the cage.

Piss Bladder escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Crowsky displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piss Bladder throws out the jab.
Piss Bladder misses with a jab to the body
and Piss Bladder takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've been told by Piss Bladder's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A decent looking cross lands there for Piss Bladder.

Crowsky instigates a clinch.
Piss Bladder blocks a body shot from Crowsky.
Crowsky misses with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder misses with the head strike.
A short right from Crowsky on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crowsky lands a left hand.
Piss Bladder blocks an uppercut.

Piss Bladder breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Piss Bladder lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Russel Crowsky has been cut.
Piss Bladder throws an off balance right hand
and Piss Bladder takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Piss Bladder throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowsky misses with a straight right.
Crowsky misses with a looping right.
A nice combination there by Piss Bladder.
Crowsky takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Crowsky connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Crowsky misses with an uppercut
and Piss Bladder counters with a stiff right hand.
Piss Bladder slips under a jab.
Crowsky swings widly with a right hand
and Piss Bladder connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crowsky throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Piss Bladder is looking for a counter combo.
Piss Bladder is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Crowsky throws out a loose jab but Piss Bladder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crowsky lands a really nice looking cross but Piss Bladder seems unphased.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crowsky scores with a hook.
Crowsky misses the body punch
and Piss Bladder counters with a nice body shot.
Piss Bladder fails to land with a series of punches.
Crowsky throws a jab when Piss Bladder was well out of range.
Piss Bladder ducks under a wild hook from Crowsky.
A big right from Crowsky misses.
Russel Crowsky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowsky swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crowsky missing with a left hand there. Piss Bladder was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Piss Bladder pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Piss Bladder throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Piss Bladder throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Crowsky pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
An attempted straight right counter from Piss Bladder misses the target.
Crowsky scores with the left hand. Piss Bladder knows he should have avoided that one.
Piss Bladder throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Crowsky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Piss Bladder throws a hook but Crowsky blocks it.
Crowsky swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Piss Bladder ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crowsky looks to land a right hand but Piss Bladder moved out of range.
Crowsky scores with a jab to the head.
Crowsky is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Crowsky pushes Piss Bladder up against the cage in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Piss Bladder lands with a left to the head.
Piss Bladder lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Piss Bladder on the inside.
Crowsky has a couple of punches blocked by Piss Bladder.
Crowsky has a couple of punches blocked by Piss Bladder.
Crowsky tries a body shot but Piss Bladder blocks it.
Crowsky lands with a light punch inside.
Piss Bladder misses with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Crowsky blocking some punches.

Piss Bladder escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Piss Bladder misses with a looping right.
Piss Bladder throws a lazy uppercut
and Crowsky counters with a right hand to the body.
Crowsky is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Piss Bladder had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Crowsky throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Piss Bladder sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crowsky slips under a jab from Piss Bladder.
A telegraphed right hand from Piss Bladder misses the target.
Crowsky takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Crowsky misses with an uppercut
and Piss Bladder counters with a right hand to the body.
Piss Bladder misses with a body punch
and Crowsky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook to the body
and Crowsky counters with a right hand to the body.
Piss Bladder lands a jab to the nose.
The fighters circle momentarily. Crowsky darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Piss Bladder misses the target.
The fighters circling - Piss Bladder throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crowsky looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Crowsky uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Piss Bladder.
Crowsky's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Piss Bladder connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Crowsky scrambles back to his feet.
A slow jab from Crowsky misses its intended target.
A little feinted left hand from Piss Bladder on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Piss Bladder jabs Crowsky right on the nose. Crowsky blinks but takes it well.

Crowsky is rocked!
Piss Bladder lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Crowsky up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Piss Bladder from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Crowsky's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Swollen Piss Bladder!
Swollen Piss Bladder is the new featherweight champion!
Swollen Piss Bladder took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Urban Fighter for their support in the buildup to the fight.