PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Obelix De Gaul (ranked 56 p4p, 4 weight class) and Kimbo Slice (ranked 68 p4p, 2 weight class). De Gaul kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Asterix and Obelix. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

De Gaul
vs
Slice

193 cm
33
261 lbs
29 - 16 - 0

202 cm
25
270 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Obelix De Gaul!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kimbo Slice!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Glass and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
De Gaul fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slice manages to avoid it.
Slice misses with a body shot.
De Gaul throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slice throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Slice's jab looks to have found its range, popping De Gaul under the eye.
A jab lands there for De Gaul.
De Gaul throws a jab when Slice was well out of range.
Slice misses with a looping left.
De Gaul looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Slice uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by De Gaul.
That kick from Slice tenderised De Gaul's leg. De Gaul is trying to keep his angry face on.
Slice with a jab.

It looks like Obelix De Gaul has been cut.
Slice takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
De Gaul lands a jab to the head.
De Gaul looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
De Gaul sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Slice throws a lazy right hand but De Gaul sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
De Gaul has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hey Steves Fight Shack in the buildup to the fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Gaul tries to clinch but Slice moves out of range.
Obelix De Gaul seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De Gaul defending well as Slice loads up on a big left hand.
De Gaul cracks Slice with a good jab.
De Gaul punishes Slice's body with a nice straight punch.
De Gaul throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Slice.
Slice throws out a loose jab but De Gaul uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slice lands with an uppercut that bounces De Gaul off the cage and back into range.

De Gaul takes the fight into the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for De Gaul.
A right handed body shot lands from De Gaul.
Slice looks winded!
De Gaul misses with a shot to the kidneys.
De Gaul lands a shot to the body.
De Gaul lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for De Gaul.
De Gaul works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good body shot from De Gaul.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slice wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Slice has a couple of punches blocked by De Gaul.
De Gaul working some nice short punches in the clinch.
De Gaul misses with a punch to the body.
A short body shot lands from De Gaul as the two fighters clinch.
A short uppercut from De Gaul.
De Gaul lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
De Gaul working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
De Gaul tries to throw a body punch but Slice avoids it by throwing De Gaul back against the cage.
De Gaul works on Slice's body with a couple of short punches.
De Gaul lands with a short head shot on the inside.
De Gaul presses Slice against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
De Gaul digs a right hand into Slice's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slice's gas tank.
De Gaul works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
De Gaul lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
De Gaul lands a body punch.
De Gaul scores with a nice hook to the head.
Still in the clinch, De Gaul scores with a nice short uppercut.
De Gaul lands with a light punch inside.
De Gaul tries to work over Slice's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from De Gaul as the two fighters clinch.
De Gaul throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slices head.
De Gaul is leaning against Slice and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slice.
Slice misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Slice fails to land.
Slice tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
De Gaul lands a body punch.
De Gaul tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from De Gaul.
De Gaul lands with a left to the head.
De Gaul tries to throw a body punch but Slice avoids it by throwing De Gaul back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, De Gaul creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
De Gaul lands a body shot.
De Gaul lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by De Gaul.
De Gaul misses with a hook to the ribs.
De Gaul stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head punch blocked on the inside by De Gaul.
De Gaul tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slice's elbow.
Slice prevents a body shot from De Gaul.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul is working Slice over against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by De Gaul.
De Gaul goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from De Gaul.
Slice misses with a hook to the ribs.
De Gaul lands a right hand.
De Gaul lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
Slice works on De Gaul's body with a couple of short punches.
De Gaul lands with a right to the head.
De Gaul blocks an uppercut.
De Gaul misses with a punch to the body.
De Gaul prevents a body shot from Slice.
De Gaul lands with a light punch inside.
Slice tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
De Gaul prevents a body shot from Slice.
Slice has a couple of punches blocked by De Gaul.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slice throws a punch but it's blocked by De Gaul.
De Gaul softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
De Gaul blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
De Gaul lands a nice shot to the body.
A short left from De Gaul.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Obelix De Gaul dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Obelix De Gaul's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

De Gaul staying out of range there.

De Gaul clinches.
Slice misses with some punches.

Slice breaks the clinch.
De Gaul moves away from the strike by Slice.
Slice throws a big shot that misses.
Slice throws a hook but De Gaul blocks it.
Slice buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
De Gaul jabs Slice right on the nose. Slice blinks but takes it well.

It looks like Kimbo Slice has been cut.
Slice moves out of range of the body kick from De Gaul.
Slice scores with a nice body kick.
De Gaul moves out of range as Slice strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Gaul looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kimbo Slice seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A swing and a miss from De Gaul.
Slice swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
De Gaul uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slice.
Slice keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from De Gaul.
Slice let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Slice takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Slice is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Gaul throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slice sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slice misses with a looping right.
De Gaul throws a body shot but no joy.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from De Gaul - that will leave a mark!
A kick lands to the mid section there for De Gaul.
A jab lands there for De Gaul.
De Gaul fakes the body blow, causing Slice to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Slice goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Obelix De Gaul!
A very excited looking Obelix De Gaul made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.