PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Curtis Lowe (ranked 1456 p4p, 207 weight class) and Ipilimumab Yervoy (ranked 1564 p4p, 221 weight class). Curtis Lowe is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lowe
vs
Yervoy

186 cm
21
204 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

180 cm
28
210 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Curtis Lowe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ipilimumab Yervoy!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Reed Andrews and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lowe throws a body kick that misses
enabling Yervoy to counter with a crisp jab.
Yervoy has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Lowe is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Lowe showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Yervoy.
Yervoy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lowe was well out of range. Poor timing from Yervoy.
Yervoy misses with a looping right.
Yervoy swinging wildly here.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lowe.
Lowe cracks the inside of Yervoy's front leg.
Lowe misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yervoy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Lowe counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Ipilimumab Yervoy has been cut.
Lowe bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Yervoy throws a poor cross that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lowe scores with a punch to the head.
Lowe lands with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yervoy misses with a straight right.
Lowe lands a glancing blow to the side of Yervoy's head.
Lowe lands a big head kick that sends Yervoy to the canvas! Lowe follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Curtis Lowe!
A very excited looking Curtis Lowe made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Ipilimumab Yervoy was interviewed post fight and said 'Curtis Lowe, you're the finest picker to ever play the blues'.