PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 953 p4p, 100 weight class) and Dixie Pablo Khakhold (ranked 1147 p4p, 121 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jeremy
vs
Pablo Khakhold

172 cm
31
155 lbs
13 - 6 - 1

168 cm
28
145 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
IniTech Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dixie Pablo Khakhold!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Khakhold ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
Khakhold checks a low kick from Jeremy.
Khakhold throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jeremy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Khakhold.
Jeremy throws a low kick, looking for Khakhold's leg but Khakhold calmly moves out of range.
Khakhold blocks a low kick nicely.
A cross from Jeremy lands.
Khakhold lands a nice shot that snaps Jeremy's head back.
Jeremy jabs Khakhold to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Khakhold has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Khakhold.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Khakhold throws an overhand right that lands on Jeremy's shoulder, as Jeremy tries to avoid the shot.
Khakhold connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.
Jeremy moves into range and connects with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy darts in looking for a takedown but Khakhold gets double underhooks and turns Jeremy into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Khakhold looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Khakhold throws a big elbow that misses.
Khakhold is looking to work some ground and pound but Jeremy has wrist control.
Khakhold landing with the ground and pound.
Khakhold stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jeremy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Khakhold throws a big elbow that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jeremy is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Jeremy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Jeremy seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Jeremy looking to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Khakhold working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Jeremy is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Khakhold pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jeremy is keeping the position for now.
Khakhold won't allow Jeremy to get back to his feet.
Jeremy is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Jeremy trying to control the position here.
Jeremy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Khakhold throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jeremy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Jeremy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Khakhold.
Jeremy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Khakhold blocks a jab.
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Khakhold throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jeremy moves away from the strike by Khakhold.
Khakhold stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Khakhold wants it to stay on the feet.
A head kick from Khakhold lands but Jeremy takes it in his stride.
Khakhold explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jeremy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A telegraphed right hand from Khakhold misses the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Jeremy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Khakhold throws a body punch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Khakhold throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Khakhold takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jeremy feints and then cracks Khakhold's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Khakhold down.
Khakhold lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Khakhold jabs Jeremy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jeremy throws out a leg kick but Khakhold moves out of range and Jeremy only half commits.
Jeremy digs a good hook to Khakhold's body.
Jeremy motions for Khakhold to come forward. Jeremy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Khakhold connects with a single shot there.
Khakhold thuds his shin into the meat of Jeremy's side.
A lazy left from Khakhold finds it's target.
Jeremy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jeremy slips a jab from Khakhold.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dixie Pablo Khakhold dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A clash of legs there as Khakhold blocks the low kick.
Khakhold walks into a stiff left hand from Jeremy.
Khakhold blocks a low kick nicely.
Jeremy wants to land a leg kick but Khakhold is out of range.
Khakhold tries to clinch there but Jeremy circles away.
Khakhold will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jeremy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Khakhold throws a big shot that misses.
Jeremy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Khakhold moves out of range as Jeremy strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy throws a big shot that misses.
Khakhold finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Khakhold works Jeremy's body with a nice hook.
Jeremy throws a hook but Khakhold blocks it.
Jeremy throws the left hand but Khakhold avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Khakhold slips under a jab.
Jeremy thuds a left hand into Khakhold's body.
Khakhold fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Khakhold takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Khakhold.
Khakhold looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jeremy with a poor takedown
and Khakhold counters with a three punch combo that has Jeremy backing up. Jeremy nods at Khakhold to acknowledge the strikes.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Khakhold moves out of range.
Jeremy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Khakhold looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jeremy swings for the body but Khakhold moves out of range.
Khakhold changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Jeremy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Khakhold turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jeremy throws a chopping leg kick but Khakhold manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a hook but Khakhold avoids it easily.
Good shot there by Jeremy.
Khakhold keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jeremy.
Khakhold uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Khakhold chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Khakhold throws a hook but Jeremy blocks it.
Jeremy shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Khakhold pinned against the cage. Khakhold gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jeremy misses with a hook. Khakhold ducked under it nicely.
Khakhold throws a big shot that misses.
Jeremy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Khakhold in his tracks.
Khakhold throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jeremy looks to land a combination but Khakhold avoids it well.
Khakhold scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jeremy doesn't seem bothered though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold blocks a low kick nicely.
Jeremy scores with a hook to the body. Khakhold takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jeremy takes one to the chin there.
Jeremy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Khakhold.
A nice inside leg kick there by Khakhold. That's going to slow Jeremy down.
Jeremy throws a low kick but Khakhold avoids it.
Jeremy throws out a loose jab but Khakhold uses good head movement to avoid it.
Khakhold misses the shot to the body.
Jeremy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jeremy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Khakhold finds it's way round the side to connect with Jeremy's head.
Khakhold connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Khakhold lands a nice hook to Jeremy's body. Jeremy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
Khakhold tries a quick counter leg kick but Jeremy is wise to it.
Jeremy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Khakhold looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Khakhold waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jeremy.
Khakhold lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jeremy connects with a jab.
Khakhold scores with a hook to the body. Jeremy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Khakhold looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Jeremy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Khakhold manages to avoid it.
Khakhold takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jeremy lands with an uppercut that bounces Khakhold off the cage and back into range.
Jeremy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Khakhold swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - Khakhold scores with a four punch combination!
Jeremy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

A telegraphed right hand from Jeremy misses the target.

Khakhold gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Khakhold.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeremy.
Still in the clinch, Khakhold scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jeremy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Khakhold can't find room to land a body shot as Jeremy controls the action.
Jeremy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Khakhold blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Khakhold looking for a takedown.

Khakhold pulls guard effortlessly.
Jeremy tries to free his leg and advance position but Khakhold is retaining full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy advances position into side control!
Khakhold is trying to get back to half guard.

Jeremy tries for a kimura but Khakhold is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy is looking to take a break and control but Khakhold is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Khakhold is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Jeremy is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Khakhold is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Khakhold keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Jeremy tries to control but Khakhold wriggling away.
Khakhold really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Jeremy wants to take Khakhold's back here but Khakhold is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Khakhold tries to reverse the position but Jeremy maintains control.
Khakhold bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Jeremy wants to sweep here but Khakhold controlling him for the moment.
Khakhold wants to control from the top but Jeremy keeps moving.

Jeremy is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Khakhold defends well.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Jeremy holds on and takes a little breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Khakhold thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Jeremy is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Khakhold defends well.
Jeremy pulls Khakhold in close to his closed guard and prevents Khakhold from doing any damage or advancing position.
Jeremy wants to sweep but no luck.
Khakhold postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

Jeremy looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Khakhold passes into side control.

Khakhold is trying to get an arm triangle but Jeremy is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Jeremy is trying to buck Khakhold off.
Khakhold scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Jeremy to see if he's OK.
Dixie Pablo Khakhold has got the better of the ground game so far.

Khakhold is working to tighten his grip on Jeremy's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Jeremy has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Khakhold is really squeezing tight and eventually Jeremy passes out! Khakhold breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Dixie Pablo Khakhold!
After winning the bout, Dixie Pablo Khakhold thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.