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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Slim Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yngwie Malmsteen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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140 lbs
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130 lbs
37 - 20 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Slim Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
37 - 20 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yngwie Malmsteen!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Glass and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jesus lands a jab to the head.
Decent striking displayed by Jesus there.
A swing and a miss from Jesus.
Malmsteen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jesus.
It seemed like Malmsteen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jesus checks a leg kick.
Jesus throws a left and a right that both miss
and Malmsteen counters with a nice right hand that sends Jesus toppling to the canvas! Jesus scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Malmsteen finish him?!
Jesus is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jesus lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Jesus scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A combination from Jesus does no damage.
Jesus lands a really nice looking cross but Malmsteen seems unphased.
Malmsteen ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
Jesus throws a right hand that Malmsteen ducks under and follows up with a left that Malmsteen also avoids with ease.
Jesus throws a nice looking combination but Malmsteen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jesus swinging wildly here.
Jesus really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Malmsteen jabs at Jesus's body.
Jesus throws a poor cross that misses
and Malmsteen counters with a stiff right hand.
Jesus swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Malmsteen holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Jesus tries to break the clinch but Malmsteen is controlling the position.
Malmsteen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Malmsteen lands a right hand.
Malmsteen lands a body shot in the clinch.
Malmsteen lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
Oh Jesus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Malmsteen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Malmsteen pushes Jesus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jesus is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jesus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Malmsteen.
Malmsteen stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jesus has had enough of the clinch but Malmsteen keeps him there for the moment.
Malmsteen lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jesus tries to break free but Malmsteen pushes him back against the cage.
Malmsteen lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Malmsteen.
Malmsteen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Malmsteen lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jesus or not.
Malmsteen scores with a shoulder strike.
Jesus wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jesus wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Malmsteen has him pressed against the cage.
Malmsteen has Jesus pressed against the cage, preventing Jesus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Malmsteen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jesus.
Malmsteen lands a nice shot to the body.
Jesus is breathing heavily.
Malmsteen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Malmsteen.
Jesus takes a shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Malmsteen.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Jesus! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Malmsteen is unloading with more strikes now! Jesus drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yngwie Malmsteen!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
69% |
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