PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Artimus Angar (ranked 3179 p4p, 424 weight class) and Splash Wetness (ranked 7814 p4p, 746 weight class). Wetness is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Pump Up The Jam- Technotronic. Splash Wetness will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Angar
vs
Wetness

185 cm
23
223 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

203 cm
22
215 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Artimus Angar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Splash Wetness!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Chad Campbell and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Angar rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wetness moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Wetness drives through and clinches with Angar against the cage.
Angar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Angar being controlled against the cage.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wetness throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing Angar up against the cage.
Wetness blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Angar misses with a punch on the inside.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Angar's face.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Angar is defending well for now.
Wetness content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wetness leaning his opponent against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Angar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness blocks a body shot from Angar.
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

Angar manages to break the clinch.
Angar misses with the combination.
Angar looks to land a combination but Wetness avoids it well.
Angar throws a right hand that Wetness ducks under and follows up with a left that Wetness also avoids with ease.
Angar throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Wetness moves into the clinch successfully.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Angar is breathing heavily.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Angar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Angar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wetness is stalling here.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Angar won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness working Angar over with knees to the body.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Knees to the body from Wetness.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Angar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Good body shot from Wetness.
Come on Wetness - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness avoiding damage.
Angar blocks a body shot from Wetness.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Angar's ribcage.
Wetness slowing the pace effectively.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nice elbow from Wetness.
Wetness controlling the action here for a moment.
Wetness stalling in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Angar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Angar avoids it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wetness landing knees to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Wetness has closed the distance and engaged Angar in a clinch.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Angar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Angar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Splash Wetness seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Wetness has Angar pressed against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Angar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Angar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wetness slowing the pace effectively.
Wetness stalls.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The referee is keeping an eye on Wetness - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Angar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Come on Wetness - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Splash Wetness.
Angar throws a head kick that half lands.
Wetness moves out of range of the strikes.
Wetness tries to clinch up.
Wetness fails with an attempt to clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Angar.

Wetness forces Angar back against the cage and clinches.
Wetness working Angar over with knees to the body.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness lands an elbow inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Angar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Angar misses with a body punch.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Angar won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness working Angar over with knees to the body.
Wetness just leaning against Angar, taking a breather.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
Wetness leaning against his opponent.
Wetness is struggling to control the position.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Angar takes a knee to the side of the body.
Angar lands a body punch.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Angar takes an elbow to the temple.
Angar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The referee calls for Wetness to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Angar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wetness is struggling to control the position.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Angar avoids the damage to the body.
Wetness is leaning against Angar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Wetness working Angar over with knees to the body.
Angar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Angar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness pressing his opponent against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness has Angar pushed against the cage.
Wetness lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Angar or not.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Angar managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Angar can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Angar has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Angar wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Wetness stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness struggles to land a body shot inside as Angar controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Angar tries a head kick but it misses.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Angar.
Artimus Angar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Angar looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Wetness fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Angar, pushing him back against the cage.
Angar misses with a body punch.
Angar can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Angar can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.

Angar breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Angar throws a head kick that misses.

Wetness closes the distance and clinches.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Angar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Angar takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wetness's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A knee to the head by Wetness.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Angar won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness prevents a body shot from Angar.
Wetness pressing his opponent against the cage.
Angar being controlled against the cage.
Angar struggles to land a body shot inside as Wetness controls his hands.
Wetness blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Angar managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Angar blocks it with crossed arms.
Angar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Angar tries to circle away but Wetness has him pinned against the cage.
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wetness has Angar pressed against the cage.
Wetness struggles to land a body shot inside as Angar controls his hands.
Well,Angar is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Angar avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Angar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Angar blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Angar escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Angar.
No joy there for Angar, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Angar and move into the clinch position.
Angar digs a good hook to Wetness's body.

Wetness instigates a clinch.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Angar blocks with his arms.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Angar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wetness takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Angar throws a body punch but Wetness moves out of range.
Angar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Angar throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Wetness forces Angar back against the cage and clinches.
Wetness is pushing Angar up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Angar is defending well for now.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Artimus Angar has been cut.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Angar is blocking nicely.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Angar wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wetness keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Angar's efforts to push away.
Angar has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Artimus Angar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Splash Wetness is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Angar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Angar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness landing knees to the head.
Angar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wetness prevents a body shot from Angar.
Wetness leaning against his opponent.
Wetness blocks a body shot from Angar.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

And that's the end of the fight!
Splash Wetness comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Wetness winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Splash Wetness!
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Splash Wetness!
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight for Splash Wetness!

Splash Wetness wins by unanimous decision!
After winning the bout, Splash Wetness thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.