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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Lorne Malvo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Selfie Lord (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lorne Malvo is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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147 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lorne Malvo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Selfie Lord!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Paul Tew and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lord throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lord lands a nice shot to the body.
Malvo lands a nice looking kick to the body. Lord takes a step back to recover.
Nice body kick from Malvo.
Malvo throws a leg kick
and Lord counters with a left to the body.
Lord shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lord checks the leg kick nicely there.
Malvo on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lord clinches.
Lord prevents a body shot from Malvo.
Lord managing to block the knees to the body from Malvo.
Lord misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lord blocking some punches.
A short left from Malvo.
Malvo is trying to stall.
Lord lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Malvo backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Malvo lands a nice shot to the body.
Malvo can't find room to land a body shot as Lord controls the action.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lord lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Malvo swings wildly with an uppercut but Lord uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Malvo on the inside.
Malvo blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lord.
Malvo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Malvo lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Malvo digs a right hand underneath Lord's ribcage. Lord let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Lord misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Malvo.
Lord lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Lord swings wildly with an uppercut but Malvo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lord blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lord blocking some punches.
Malvo has a couple of punches blocked by Lord.
Lord has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Malvo seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Lord can turn it around.
Lord tries to work over Malvo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lord lands a right hand that snaps the head of Malvo backwards.
Lord's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lord misses with a looping right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lord misses with a straight right.
A swing and a miss from Malvo.
Lorne Malvo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Malvo blocks a jab.
Malvo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lord scores with a nice strike.
Malvo blocks a jab.
We've been told by Malvo's head coaches at Thomas Top Team that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Malvo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Malvo darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Lord crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Malvo - the referee stops the clock and Lord gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Malvo. Lord manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Malvo throws out a leg kick but Lord moves out of range and Malvo only half commits.
Malvo throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Lord throws a looping overhand right but Malvo ducks down to avoid it.
Malvo tries to keep at a distance but Lord has taken the fight into the clinch.
Malvo can't find room to land a body shot as Lord controls the action.
Malvo lands a shot to the body.
Lord is trying to break free.
Lord lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malvo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Malvo scores with a shoulder strike.
Lord softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Malvo works on Lord's body with a couple of short punches.
Malvo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Malvo swings wildly with an uppercut but Lord uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malvo lands with a left to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lord.
Malvo tries to throw a body punch but Lord avoids it by throwing Malvo back against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Malvo.
Malvo tries a body shot but Lord blocks it.
Malvo misses with a punch to the body.
A short uppercut from Lord.
A head punch on the inside from Malvo fails to land.
Malvo struggles to land a body shot inside as Lord controls his hands.
Lord breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lord jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Malvo tries to work over Lord's front leg with a kick but Lord checks it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Malvo throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lord takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Malvo slips a straight right by Lord.
Lord lands with a straight right. Malvo didn't see that one coming.
Malvo pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lord is out of range and Malvo settles back down.
Lord gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Malvo throws a leg kick but Lord sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lord throws a lazy right hand but Malvo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Malvo feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Lord connects with a leg kick. Malvo looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lord keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Malvo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lord has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lord and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Malvo lands a nice looking body kick.
That kick from Malvo tenderised Lord's leg. Lord is trying to keep his angry face on.
Malvo throws a front kick that sends Lord stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lord digs a good body shot into Malvo's ribs.
Lord thuds his shin into the meat of Malvo's side.
Lord gets in close and instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Malvo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Lorne Malvo will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Malvo throws a front kick aimed at Lord's knee but Lord avoids it well.
Malvo turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Malvo scoring well with a low kick there.
Lord cracks a nice hook into Malvo's ribs.
Malvo swats away the attempt to clinch by Lord.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Lord in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Lord throws a lazy uppercut
and Malvo counters with a thumping low kick.
Malvo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Malvo throws a jab when Lord was well out of range.
Lord with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Malvo bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Lord gets in close and instigates a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Malvo misses with a punch on the inside.
Lord swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Malvo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Malvo.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lord.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Malvo takes a shot to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lord blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Malvo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lord's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lord with a jab.
Malvo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lord misses with a looping right.
Malvo fires out a quick counter leg kick but Lord just manages to avoid it.
Lord tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lord throws a front kick aimed at Malvo's knee but Malvo avoids it well.
Malvo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lord throws a hook but Malvo avoids it easily.
It looked like Malvo wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Lord checks a low kick from Malvo.
Malvo throws a leg kick but Lord sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lord looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lord looks to land a right hand but Malvo moved out of range.
Lord moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Malvo scores with a kick to the midsection.
Lord misses the jab.
Malvo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malvo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Malvo jabs at Lord's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lord throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Malvo misses with a low kick.
It seemed like Lord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Lord misses with a straight left.
Lord chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Malvo can pounce on him.
Lord is looking to score with low kicks.
Lord throws a hook to the side of Malvo's head but Malvo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice body kick there by Malvo.
Lord tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Malvo is able to avoid easily.
Malvo throws the left hand but Lord avoids the punch easily.
Lord moves out of range of the body kick from Malvo.
Lord missing with a left hand there. Malvo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A solid leg kick lands there for Malvo.
Lord tries to clinch but Malvo moves away
and Malvo makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Malvo throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Malvo pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lord is out of range and Malvo settles back down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malvo blocks a jab.
Lord throws a lazy uppercut
and Malvo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lord is looking to chop away at Malvo's legs.
Lord has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Malvo.
Malvo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Malvo tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A big right from Lord misses.
Malvo scores with a jab. Lord acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Malvo lands a leg kick that knocks Lord off balance momentarily.
Malvo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lord moves away.
Lord is looking to score with low kicks.
Malvo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Malvo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lord throws a jab when Malvo was well out of range.
Lord takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lord bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Malvo's head.
Lord takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lord closes the distance and pushes Malvo back into the cage.
Malvo tries to throw a body punch but Lord avoids it by throwing Malvo back against the cage.
Lord blocks a body shot from Malvo.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lord.
Lord is trying to break the clinch but Malvo is controlling him.
Lord's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Malvo lands a leg kick that knocks Lord off balance momentarily.
Lord tries to land a front kick but Malvo steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nice jab there from Lord.
Malvo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A shot to the liver by Lord. Beautiful body shot.
Lord scores with a jab to the head.
Malvo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lord moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Malvo lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Malvo thumps Lord with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lord blocks a jab.
Lord looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lorne Malvo dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Malvo misses with a low kick as Lord jumps back.
Malvo drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A jab from Lord misses.
Malvo blocks a head kick by Lord.
A quick step to the side and Malvo tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lord is looking to clinch but Malvo is avoiding it.
Malvo half committed to a counter leg kick.
Lord jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lord's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Lord swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Malvo throws a low kick but Lord moves out of range easily.
Malvo throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Malvo lands a front kick.
Lord blocks the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Malvo throws a front kick aimed at Lord's knee but Lord avoids it well.
Some bone on bone action there as Lord checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Lord only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Lord has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Malvo.
Malvo cracks a nice hook into Lord's ribs.
The fighters circling - Malvo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lord lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lord tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lord scores with a nice head shot.
Malvo ducks under a wild hook from Lord.
Malvo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lord circles away quickly and effectively.
A low kick from Malvo is predictable there
and Lord counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Malvo thinking.
Lord finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Malvo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Lord misses with a straight left.
Malvo throws a leg kick but Lord sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Malvo misses with a low kick.
Lord bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lord throws a looping overhand right but Malvo ducks down to avoid it.
Malvo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Malvo is looking to chop away at Lord's legs.
Malvo missing with a left hand there. Lord was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Selfie Lord has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malvo cracks a nice hook into Lord's ribs.
An inside leg kick from Malvo misses.
Lord dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot to the liver by Lord. Beautiful body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Malvo.
Malvo does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Lord throws a lazy right hand but Malvo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lord fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Malvo manages to avoid it.
Malvo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A slapping leg kick lands for Malvo.
Lord misses the shot to the body.
Malvo misses with a right hand
and Malvo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Malvo lands a jab to the head.
Lord throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lord throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Malvo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Malvo thumps Lord with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malvo throws a front kick aimed at Lord's knee but Lord avoids it well.
Lord now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Malvo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lord.
Malvo thuds a left hand into Lord's body.
Malvo throws a front kick that sends Lord stumbling back into the cage.
Lord moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Malvo lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Malvo swings for the body but Lord moves out of range.
Lord looks for the body kick but Malvo saw that one coming.
Malvo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lord.
Malvo lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Malvo misses with a body kick.
Malvo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lord.
Malvo throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lord just misses with a punch to the body.
Malvo misses with a wild body shot.
Malvo backing away here, and Lord unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Lorne Malvo is winning the standup battle so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lord throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lord has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Malvo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lord sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Malvo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lord scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Malvo throws out a loose jab but Lord uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malvo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Malvo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Malvo attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Malvo slips under a jab.
Malvo lands a jab to the nose.
Lord looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Malvo throws a push kick but Lord slaps the foot to one side.
Lord is trying to counter with his kicks.
Malvo takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Malvo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lorne Malvo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Malvo has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lorne Malvo!
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