PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Kuntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nacho Stiffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harry Kuntz has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Kuntz
vs
Stiffy

180 cm
25
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Harry Kuntz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Nacho Stiffy!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, David Hoff and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kuntz clinches with his opponent.

Stiffy breaks the clinch.
Stiffy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stiffy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kuntz.

Stiffy lands a big right hand that sends Kuntz crashing to the mat! Stiffy stays standing though and waves Kuntz back to his feet!

It looks like Harry Kuntz has been cut.
Stiffy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kuntz throws an overhand right that lands on Stiffy's shoulder, as Stiffy tries to avoid the shot.
Kuntz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stiffy lands a nice hook to Kuntz's body. Kuntz takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kuntz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stiffy.

Stiffy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Kuntz sprawling to the canvas! Kuntz rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Stiffy finish him?!

Kuntz is rocked!
Stiffy shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Kuntz takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Stiffy sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Kuntz bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nacho Stiffy!
Nacho Stiffy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.