PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucifer Satan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Samson Wade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satan comes to the cage accompanied by Disciple. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Satan
vs
Wade

200 cm
31
288 lbs
21 - 10 - 0

198 cm
33
280 lbs
22 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lucifer Satan!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Samson Wade!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satan on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wade throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wade walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wade throws a looping overhand right but Satan ducks down to avoid it.
Wade waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Satan.
Satan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Satan throws a hook but Wade avoids it easily.
Satan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wade.
Wade misses with a straight right.
Wade keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

It looks like Lucifer Satan has been cut.
Wade lands with a straight right. Satan didn't see that one coming.
Wade feints a jab and as Satan dips his head, Wade unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Satan right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Satan falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Wade smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Samson Wade!
Samson Wade is the new heavyweight champion!
Samson Wade very nearly forgot to thank Spartan Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.