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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jordi Joestar and Kajun Puno. Joestar comes into the arena with Stand Proud blaring out of the sound system. Puno has chosen 軍神 as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kajun Puno was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

195 cm
27
273 lbs
16 - 4 - 0
193 cm
31
256 lbs
19 - 6 - 0
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)
Voodoo Nutrition

Conviction
Hellbent



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the vacant heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the fighter to my left.
With a record of 16 wins, 4 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordi Joestar!
And introducing the fighter to my right.
With a record of 19 wins, 6 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kajun Puno!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joestar throws a wild body kick that Puno sees coming a mile off.
Puno misses the jab.
Joestar on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Joestar looks for the body kick but Puno saw that one coming.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Puno! But no joy.

Joestar moves into the clinch.
Puno blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Puno misses with a punch to the body.
Joestar is working Puno over against the cage.

Puno decides to pull guard.

Joestar decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Joestar ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Puno moves away.
Joestar scores with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Joestar with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Joestar scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Joestar lands with a nice body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Joestar takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

It looks like Jordi Joestar has been cut.
Puno fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Joestar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Puno walks into a jab.
Puno tries a low kick but Joestar avoids it.
Jordi Joestar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joestar lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Joestar lands a nice hook to Puno's body. Puno takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Joestar is looking to wear down Puno with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Joestar.
Joestar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Puno manages to avoid it.

Joestar closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Puno fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Puno scores with a nice hook to the head.
Puno is trying to pull guard but Joestar turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Puno.
Joestar throws a head punch that misses.
Joestar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puno's elbow.
Puno blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Joestar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Puno tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Joestar's elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joestar tries a body shot but Puno blocks it.
Joestar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
I was talking to Joestar's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Puno lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Joestar gets through Puno's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Puno breaks from the clinch.
A low kick from Joestar misses
and Puno counters with a nice uppercut.
An inside leg kick lands from Joestar.
Puno misses with a hook. Joestar ducked under it nicely.
Joestar pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Puno throws out a counter right but Joestar avoids it with no problem.
The crowd cheers as Puno lands an impressive looking overhand right. Joestar doesn't seem phased though.
Joestar swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Puno counters with a nice body shot.
Joestar ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Puno moves away.
Puno uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Joestar.
Joestar throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

Joestar clinches up against the cage.
Puno lands with a light punch inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puno struggles to land a body shot inside as Joestar controls his hands.
Puno struggles to land a body shot inside as Joestar controls his hands.
Joestar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Joestar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Puno tries a body shot but Joestar blocks it.
Joestar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Puno throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Joestars head.
A right handed body shot lands from Puno.
Puno working aggressively here.
Puno blocking some punches.
Joestar has Puno pressed against the cage, preventing Puno from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A head punch on the inside from Puno fails to land.
Puno blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Joestar has a couple of punches blocked by Puno.
A short right from Joestar on the inside.
Puno lands a right hand that snaps the head of Joestar backwards.
Puno tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joestar has a couple of punches blocked by Puno.
Joestar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puno's elbow.
Puno works on Joestar's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Joestar.
A nice left hand lands by Puno.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Joestar lands a nice uppercut.
Puno is working Joestar over against the cage.
Puno can't find room to land a body shot as Joestar controls the action.

Puno successfully pulls guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Puno has his foot on Joestar's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Joestar works his way back into a safe position though.

Puno is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Joestar is aware though and is defending well.

Puno is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Joestar is aware though and is defending well.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Puno has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Joestar can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Joestar stays in close to Puno's body and controls the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jordi Joestar will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jordi Joestar's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Joestar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Puno moves out of range of the body kick.
Puno takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Joestar misses with an uppercut.
Puno tries a quick counter leg kick but Joestar is wise to it.
Joestar looks for the body kick but Puno saw that one coming.
Puno throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Puno takes one to the side of the head.
Joestar throws an overhand right that lands on Puno's shoulder, as Puno tries to avoid the shot.
Joestar takes a swing at Puno's ribcage but misses.
Joestar cracks Puno with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Joestar connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Puno scores with a shot to the body.
Puno throws a wild body kick that Joestar sees coming a mile off.
Puno looks to land a left hand but Joestar moved out of range nicely.
Joestar throws a counter high kick but Puno was just alert enough to avoid it.
Puno scores with a decent looking hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joestar misses with a leg kick.
That kick from Joestar tenderised Puno's leg. Puno is trying to keep his angry face on.
Joestar misses with an attempted mid kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Puno misses.
Joestar misses with a low kick as Puno jumps back.
Joestar steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Puno. That one must have hurt.
Joestar looks to throw a body kick
and Joestar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Puno scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Joestar doesn't seem bothered though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Joestar. Puno does a little dance to reset his feet.
Decent striking displayed by Puno there.
Joestar ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Joestar takes one on the button.
Joestar blocks a jab.
Joestar throws an overhand right that lands on Puno's shoulder, as Puno tries to avoid the shot.
Puno scores with a sloppy right hand. Joestar should have avoided that one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Joestar misses with a two punch combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Puno throws a jab but it's blocked by Joestar.
Nice defenses there by Joestar.
Joestar slips under a jab from Puno.

Puno lands a left and a right that send Joestar crashing to the mat, dazed. Puno thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Joestar is rocked!

Joestar closes the distance and pushes Puno back into the cage.
Oh Joestar is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Joestar can't find room to land a body shot as Puno controls the action.
Joestar seems to have got his legs back now.
Puno jumps guard but Joestar turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Puno lands a hook to the side of the head.

Puno breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Joestar lands a body shot.
Puno avoids a punch combination nicely.
Joestar tries to clinch up but Puno circles away and keeps his distance.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Puno! But no joy.
Joestar throws a leg kick but Puno checks it.
Puno throws a body punch but Joestar moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joestar fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Joestar slips under a jab.
Puno wants to land a leg kick but Joestar is out of range.
Joestar is looking to counter with a body kick.
Joestar misses with a left hand
and Joestar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Joestar tries a low kick but Puno avoids it.
Joestar blocks a jab.
Joestar throws a jab but it's blocked by Puno.
Puno drops his hands momentarily and Joestar takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Puno punishes Joestar's body with a nice straight punch.
Joestar checks a leg kick nicely.
Puno moves out of range of the body kick.
Puno misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Joestar.
Puno dips to his left and cracks Joestar with an uppercut!
Both fighters circling a little - Joestar finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Puno misses with a looping left.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Joestar.
Puno throws a hook but Joestar blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Joestar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puno.
Joestar with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Puno throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Puno pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Joestar throws a body kick that misses.
Joestar throws out a powerful jab.
Joestar with a hook.
Puno throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Joestar moves out of range as Puno strikes.
Joestar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kajun Puno seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Joestar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Puno throws out the jab.
A little feinted left hand from Joestar on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Kajun Puno will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Jordi Joestar's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Joestar throws a hook but Puno avoids it easily.
Joestar tries to clinch there but Puno circles away.
A little jabbing left from Puno on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Puno throws a hook but Joestar blocks it.
Puno dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Joestar. That did some damage!
Joestar attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Puno looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A jab from Puno misses.
Joestar moves out of range of the leg kick from Puno.
Joestar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Puno sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Puno throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Puno keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Joestar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Puno defending well as Joestar loads up on a big left hand.
Joestar throws a solid leg kick but Puno takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Joestar.
Puno throws a looping overhand right but Joestar ducks down to avoid it.
Joestar seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Puno ducks under a wild hook from Joestar.
Puno with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Joestar to score with a decent uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Puno has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Joestar.
Puno throws a low kick but Joestar moves out of range easily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Puno. Joestar shrugs it off though.
A lazy left from Puno finds it's target.
Joestar lands with a right hand.
Puno throws a low kick but Joestar avoids it.
Joestar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Puno cracks Joestar with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Puno uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Puno defending well as Joestar loads up on a big left hand.
Puno throws out a loose jab but Joestar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Joestar fires out a quick counter leg kick but Puno just manages to avoid it.
Joestar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Puno. That did some damage!
Puno throws a lazy right hand but Joestar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Joestar tries to counter by clinching up but Puno breaks away and moves out of range.
Puno lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joestar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Puno throws out the jab.
Joestar appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Joestar moves away from the strike by Puno.
Puno lands with an uppercut that bounces Joestar off the cage and back into range.
Puno throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Puno's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Joestar is looking to land body kicks.
Joestar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Puno manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Joestar. Puno does a little dance to reset his feet.
Puno throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
As Puno tries to get set, Joestar tries to push him back and clinch up but Puno manages to avoid the attempt.
Joestar throws the left hand but Puno avoids the punch easily.
Joestar is looking to slow Puno down with leg kicks.
Joestar pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Joestar lands with a thumping leg kick.
Puno lands with a right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Puno misses the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puno misses with a right hand
and Joestar counters with a good, hard body kick but Puno shrugs it off.
Joestar takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Joestar slips a straight right by Puno.
Joestar avoids the body shot from Puno.
Puno slips a jab from Joestar.
Puno misses with a straight left.
Joestar throws a sloppy head kick and Puno moves out of range easily.
Puno moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Puno displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Joestar throws out the jab.
Puno scores with a kick to the body.
Joestar throws a low kick but it's checked well by Puno.
Joestar throws an overhand right that lands on Puno's shoulder, as Puno tries to avoid the shot.
Puno keeps the fight on the outside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joestar throws a lazy uppercut
and Puno counters with a nice uppercut.
Puno moves out of range of the body kick from Joestar.
Joestar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Puno. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Puno moves out of range as Joestar strikes.
Joestar misses with a leg kick
and Puno counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Puno cracks a nice hook into Joestar's ribs.
Puno throws an overhand right that lands on Joestar's shoulder, as Joestar tries to avoid the shot.
Puno swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A jab from Puno does it's job there.
Joestar fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Joestar delivers a nice body kick.
Puno looks to throw the jab but Joestar is out of range.
Nice jab there from Puno.
Joestar tries to clinch but Puno moves away
and Puno counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kajun Puno really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jordi Joestar's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Puno darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Puno lands with a nice body punch.
Joestar looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Joestar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Puno attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Joestar tries to clinch up
and Puno counters with an outside leg kick.
Joestar is looking to chop away at Puno's legs.
Joestar misses the body punch
and Puno counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Joestar throws a hook but Puno blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Joestar drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Joestar scores with a leg kick.
Joestar misses with a hook. Puno ducked under it nicely.
Puno lands with a right and another and another! Joestar is in big trouble! Puno lands again and this time it's lights out for Joestar! A quality knockout there for Puno.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kajun Puno!
Kajun Puno is the new heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Kajun Puno thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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