PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bunny Anstey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Optimus Prime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Prime has chosen Rich Boy - Boy Looka Here as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Anstey
vs
Prime

205 cm
32
280 lbs
33 - 22 - 0

194 cm
44
250 lbs
38 - 25 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

King of Clothes

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bunny Anstey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 25 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Optimus Prime!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anstey takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Prime jabs Anstey to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Anstey takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Prime blocks a jab.
Anstey connects with a jab.
Prime throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Prime is looking to chop away at Anstey's legs.
Anstey tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Prime manages to circle out of the way.
Prime lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Prime takes a swing at Anstey's ribcage but misses.
Prime throws a poor cross that misses
and Anstey connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Optimus Prime has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Prime connects with a right hand. Anstey shakes it off.
Prime misses with a double jab
and Anstey scores with a counter punch that sends Prime to the canvas! Anstey smells blood - he's punishing Prime with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Prime has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bunny Anstey!
Bunny Anstey took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) for their support in the buildup to the fight.