PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bunny Anstey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tee Nah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Anstey
vs
Nah

205 cm
32
280 lbs
32 - 21 - 0

192 cm
34
285 lbs
28 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bunny Anstey!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tee Nah!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, William Peck and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anstey throws a hook but Nah blocks it.
Nah misses with a body kick.
Nah misses with a double jab
letting Anstey counter with a right hand.

It looks like Tee Nah has been cut.
Nah lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Anstey avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nah misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anstey.
Tee Nah seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Anstey sends Nah crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Anstey is motioning to the referee to let Nah up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anstey cracks a nice hook into Nah's ribs.
Anstey cracks Nah with a left hook right on the temple and Nah goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Anstey lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Nah is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bunny Anstey!
Bunny Anstey retains his heavyweight title!
Bunny Anstey very nearly forgot to thank My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.