PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sic Vicious (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Jawbreak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dick Jawbreak is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Vicious
vs
Jawbreak

186 cm
26
179 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

177 cm
21
169 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Can Moonwalk

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Kalashnikov Nutrition & Supplements (160Q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sic Vicious !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Jawbreak!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vicious throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Vicious lands with a straight right. Jawbreak didn't see that one coming.

Jawbreak shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Jawbreak was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
You can see the frustration on Vicious 's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Vicious holding on.

Jawbreak tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Jawbreak has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Vicious is looking for a sweep.

Jawbreak tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Vicious 's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

Jawbreak looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

Jawbreak is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Vicious has escaped the position, nice work there.

Jawbreak tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Jawbreak has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Vicious 's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

Jawbreak has an Americana. Vicious didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Jawbreak is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Jawbreak hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Dick Jawbreak! Dick Jawbreak retains his welterweight title!
After the big win, Dick Jawbreak made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Kalashnikov Nutrition & Supplements (160Q) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.