PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baraka Obamacare (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buzz McGillicutty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Obamacare comes to the cage accompanied by Etnoscope - Odin's Kraft. Buzz McGillicutty is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Obamacare
vs
McGillicutty

185 cm
26
176 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

182 cm
26
175 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Baraka Obamacare!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Buzz McGillicutty!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Winston Alpacca and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obamacare looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

McGillicutty gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
McGillicutty takes a shot to the head.

Obamacare breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Obamacare misses with the combination.
Obamacare throws a good cross that connects.
Obamacare missing with a left hand there. McGillicutty was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obamacare feints with a jab and clips McGillicutty right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! McGillicutty is sent crashing into the canvas and Obamacare leaps in for the kill! McGillicutty tries to get to his feet but Obamacare is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that McGillicutty is in need of a savior and steps in!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Baraka Obamacare!
After winning the bout, Baraka Obamacare thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.