PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heart Breaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mohammed Jihad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Breaker comes into the arena with Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J blaring out of the sound system. Jihad has chosen America! Fuck Yeah! as his entrance music. Mohammed Jihad has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Breaker
vs
Jihad

190 cm
29
249 lbs
27 - 11 - 0

183 cm
35
225 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Heart Breaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mohammed Jihad!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Breaker looks for the body kick but Jihad saw that one coming.
Jihad wants to counter the offense by Breaker and move into the clinch position.
Heart Breaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Breaker scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jihad doesn't seem bothered though.
Breaker throws a leg kick but Jihad sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jihad looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Breaker lands a body shot.
Breaker smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jihad keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jihad shoots in for a takedown but Breaker shows good takedown defense.
Breaker misses with a low kick as Jihad jumps back.
Breaker connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jihad momentarily.
Jihad shoots in for a takedown but Breaker shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Breaker looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jihad dives in for a single leg takedown but Breaker sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Heart Breaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mohammed Jihad.
Breaker missing with a left hand there. Jihad was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jihad avoids the head kick by Breaker.
Breaker misses with a leg kick
and Jihad connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Breaker connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jihad tries for a takedown but Breaker sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Heart Breaker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Breaker swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Breaker scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jihad moves forwards but Breaker connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Breaker is looking to score with low kicks.
Jihad looks to land a right hand but Breaker moved out of range.
Breaker throws a body shot but no joy.
Breaker lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jihad's sensitive parts.
Jihad throws a solid leg kick but Breaker takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jihad.
Breaker circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jihad fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Breaker avoids it really well and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jihad throws a jab but it's blocked by Breaker.
Jihad tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice defenses there by Breaker.
Breaker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Breaker has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Breaker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jihad was well out of range. Poor timing from Breaker.
Breaker with a hook.
Breaker blocks the body kick.
Breaker slips a jab from Jihad.
Breaker lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jihad throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Breaker throws a quick counter head kick but Jihad was just out of range.
Jihad looks to land a right hand but Breaker moved out of range.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jihad.
Jihad dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Breaker tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jihad is able to avoid easily.
Breaker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jihad.
Breaker scores with a shot to the body.
Jihad blocks a leg kick.
Breaker misses with a low kick as Jihad jumps back.
It seemed like Jihad was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

Jihad has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jihad digs a right hand into Breaker's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Breaker's gas tank.
Breaker struggles to land a body shot inside as Jihad controls his hands.
Jihad doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jihad tries a body shot but Breaker blocks it.
A short uppercut from Breaker.
Jihad struggles to land a body shot inside as Breaker controls his hands.
Jihad pushes Breaker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jihad can't get the takedown.
A nice left hand lands by Breaker.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jihad struggles to land a body shot inside as Breaker controls his hands.
Breaker lands a nice shot to the body.
Breaker struggles to land a body shot inside as Jihad controls his hands.
Breaker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jihads head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jihad doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jihad misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jihad can't find room to land a body shot as Breaker controls the action.
Jihad struggles to land a body shot inside as Breaker controls his hands.
Jihad is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Breaker swings wildly with an uppercut but Jihad uses good head movement to avoid it.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Jihad tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jihad misses with a body punch.
Jihad wants a takedown.
Breaker misses with a punch to the body.
Breaker tries a body shot but Jihad blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heart Breaker dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Jihad keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Breaker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Breaker feints and then cracks Jihad's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jihad down.
Breaker throws out a leg kick but Jihad moves out of range and Breaker only half commits.
Jihad fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Breaker manages to avoid it.
Jihad tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Breaker was well out of range. Poor timing from Jihad.
Breaker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Breaker misses with a body shot.
Breaker lands a high kick!

It looks like Mohammed Jihad has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Breaker lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jihad will feel that in the morning.
A big right from Jihad misses.
Breaker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jihad throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Breaker tried to counter with a leg kick but Jihad avoided it.
Jihad tries to clinch there but Breaker circles away.
Breaker takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jihad swings away with a body shot that misses
and Breaker counters with a right hand to the body.
Jihad blocks a low kick nicely.
Jihad fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Breaker manages to avoid it.
Breaker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jihad looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jihad is breathing heavily.
Breaker lands a right hook to the body.
Jihad fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Breaker manages to avoid it.
Heart Breaker is winning the standup battle so far.
Breaker circles away from the clinch attempt.
A little feinted left hand from Breaker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Breaker connects with a solid leg kick.
Breaker tests Jihad's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Breaker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jihad needs to keep his hands up - Breaker had a free shot at his head there.
Breaker with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jihad scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Breaker throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Breaker misses the body punch

and Jihad counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Breaker!
Breaker tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Jihad wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Jihad scores with a couple of short elbows.
Breaker wants to control but Jihad postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Breaker tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Jihad wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Jihad is looking to take a break and control but Breaker is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Breaker is trying to control Jihad's posture but Jihad avoids it.
Breaker sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jihad wants to pass the guard but Breaker is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Breaker wants to control but Jihad is keeping busy.
Breaker is pressing down on Jihad's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Jihad throws a big right hand that misses.
Breaker seems keen to control Jihad's posture.
Jihad connects with a couple of short punches.
Breaker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jihad can do to turn this around?
Breaker is adopting a defensive guard.
Jihad looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Jihad sitting in guard here, content to control.
Breaker wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Breaker is trying to control the position but Jihad postures up.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Breaker lands a front kick.
Breaker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jihad manages to avoid it.
Breaker uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jihad has time to react.
Breaker fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jihad is out of range.
Jihad is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Breaker motions for Jihad to come forward. Breaker throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A leg kick checked by Breaker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heart Breaker dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mohammed Jihad's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Breaker dips to his left and cracks Jihad with an uppercut!
Breaker swats away the attempt to clinch by Jihad.
Jihad takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Breaker pushes Jihad away with a front kick.
Breaker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jihad was well out of range. Poor timing from Breaker.
Jihad tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Breaker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jihad blocks a head kick by Breaker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jihad misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Breaker misses with a body shot.
Breaker moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromJihad.
Jihad looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Breaker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Breaker takes a swing at Jihad's ribcage but misses.
Jihad replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Breaker blocks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Breaker avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Breaker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Breaker scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Breaker lands a front kick.
Jihad takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Crunch! Jihad slams his shin into Breaker's torso.
Jihad misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jihad misses with a left hand
and Breaker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jihad throws a right hand that misses
and Breaker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jihad throws a jab but it's blocked by Breaker.
Breaker lands with a thumping leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Jihad misses.
Breaker avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mohammed Jihad has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jihad.
Jab by Breaker.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jihad takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Breaker jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

Jihad is rocked!
Nice body punch from Breaker.
Jihad changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jihad throws a wild body kick that Breaker sees coming a mile off.
Jihad takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jihad looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Breaker turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jihad scores with a leg kick.
Breaker pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jihad is out of range and Breaker settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Breaker moves out of range as Jihad throws a body kick.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jihad.
Jihad takes a shot to the body in his stride.

Breaker feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Jihad sprawling to the canvas! Jihad rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Breaker finish him?!
Jihad's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Breaker keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jihad is still on wobbly legs! Can Breaker finish him?
Jihad misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Jihad seems to have recovered his senses.
Breaker fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Jihad to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Jihad looks to clinch but Breaker throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Jihad taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Heart Breaker!
Mohammed Jihad was interviewed post fight and said 'Well...shit!'.