PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Pick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army comes to the cage accompanied by Vagina Coastguard. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Army
vs
Pick

189 cm
28
200 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

185 cm
34
210 lbs
16 - 13 - 4

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 13 - 4, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve Pick!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, David Schapiro and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pick tries to clinch up
and Army counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Steve Pick has been cut.
Army looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pick avoids the body shot from Army.
Pick throws out a counter right but Army avoids it with no problem.
Pick slips a jab from Army.
Pick fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Army throws a leg kick but Pick sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Army swats away the attempt to clinch by Pick.
Army appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Army avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army scores with a sloppy right hand. Pick should have avoided that one.
Pick tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Army was well out of range. Poor timing from Pick.
Army smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Army scores with a push kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pick's calf.
Pick lands a jab.

Army rushes Pick and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Pick prevents a body shot from Army.
Pick misses with a short punch on the inside.
Army takes a shot to the head.
Army misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A shot in the inside from Pick.
Army throws a punch but it's blocked by Pick.
Army prevents a body shot from Pick.

Army escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pick throws a hook but Army avoids it easily.
Army fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pick.
Pick tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Army manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Army scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Pick misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pick misses with a wild body shot.
Army tries to clinch up but Pick circles away and keeps his distance.
Pick moves in looking to clinch but Army pushes him off.
Pick misses with a hook
and Army counters with a nice body shot.
Steve Pick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jab from Army.
Army defending well as Pick loads up on a big left hand.
It appears Army was looking to counter with a kick there.
Army steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pick.
Pick misses with a right hand
and Army cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Army throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Army swats away the attempt to clinch by Pick.
Army misses with a looping right.
It seemed like Pick was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Army, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Army with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pick to score with a decent uppercut.
Pick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Army sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pick throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Army swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Army throws out a loose jab but Pick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pick staying out of range there.
Pick misses with an uppercut.
Army jabs at Pick's body.
Pick throws a lazy uppercut
and Army makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Pick throws a series of punches but Army avoids them all with ease.
Good exchange - Army coming out on top.
Pick misses with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pick tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Army was well out of range. Poor timing from Pick.
Army lands a nice shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pick misses with a hook.
Army throws a low kick but Pick moves out of range easily.
Pick takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Pick ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pick will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pick has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

That has opened up Steve Pick's cut even more.
Army walks into a left hand.
Army ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Army thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pick looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Army dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Steve Pick's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Pick smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Army lands a two punch combo.
Pick takes one on the button.

Pick moves into the clinch successfully.
Army presses Pick against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Pick lands with a light punch inside.
Army lands with a right to the head.
Pick can't find room to land a body shot as Army controls the action.
The referee calls for Army to work.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Army lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pick works on Army's body with a couple of short punches.
Pick misses with the head strike.
Pick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pick is looking to control Army's arms but Army gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pick has his back to the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pick.
Army lands a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pick.
Pick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pick tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing Pick back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
Army tries a body shot but Pick blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pick.
Army scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pick tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing Pick back against the cage.
Army lands an elbow inside that Pick shrugs off.
Pick is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Pick throws a punch but it's blocked by Army.
Nice body punch from Army - that landed with a thud.
Pick is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Army is keeping busy.
Pick is pushing Army up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Pick throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Pick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Army's elbow.
Army is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pick can do to turn this around?
Pick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice body punch from Army - that landed with a thud.
Army lands a nice shot to the body.
Pick is breathing heavily.
Army cracks Pick with a nice body shot.
Pick takes a shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Army working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Army blocks an uppercut.
Pick lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dick Army has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Army pushes Pick back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Army lands a left hand.

The cut above Steve Pick's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A right handed body shot lands from Army.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Army lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A hook to the body from Army.
Army digs a right hand into Pick's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Pick's gas tank.

Army breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Army.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Army moves into the clinch.
Army scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Army is leaning against Pick and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Army lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pick is trying to break the clinch but Army is controlling him.
Army creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Pick swings wildly with an uppercut but Army uses good head movement to avoid it.
Army lands an elbow inside that Pick shrugs off.
Pick has a couple of punches blocked by Army.
A hook to the body from Army.
A short right from Army on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Pick fails to land.
Pick is looking to control Army's arms but Army gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pick has his back to the cage.
Army lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Army lands an elbow that stopped Pick in his tracks for a moment.
Pick swings wildly with an uppercut but Army uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Pick escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army scores with a leg kick.
Pick misses with an uppercut
and Army cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Steve Pick's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Steve Pick's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dick Army!
Dick Army thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Steve Pick was interviewed post fight and said 'Next time I will beat this weirdo'.