PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eddison Tollett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snot Slurper could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Eddison Tollett's chin.

Slurper
vs
Tollett

186 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

188 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eddison Tollett!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tollett throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Tollett sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tollett looks to land a combination but Slurper avoids it well.
Slurper connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

It looks like Eddison Tollett has been cut.
Tollett looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Tollett connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Tollett scores with a jab.
Tollett swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Slurper clinches up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tollett can't break the clinch.
Slurper prevents Tollett from breaking the clinch.
Tollett tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tollett prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper blocking some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Tollett's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Tollett is trying to push Slurper away but Slurper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Slurper is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Tollett wants to break free but Slurper has control.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Tollett.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Tollett tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Slurper keeps control of Tollett as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Tollett wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Slurper has him pressed against the cage.
Slurper presses Tollett against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Tollett is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Tollett trying to stall but Slurper improves his position.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Tollett is trying to force a seperation but Slurper has the dominant position.
Good body shot from Slurper.
Tollett looks winded!
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Slurper.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Come on Slurper - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tollett wants to get back to striking at distance but Slurper won't allow it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper avoiding damage.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Slurper lands with a left to the head.
Slurper works on Tollett's body with a couple of short punches.
Tollett is trying to force a seperation but Slurper has the dominant position.
Slurper lands a right hand.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tollett or not.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Tollett misses with a body punch.
Slurper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slurper works on Tollett's body with a couple of short punches.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Slurper takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Slurper definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper lands a right hand.
Tollett is trying to break the clinch but Slurper has him pressed against the cage.
Slurper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Slurper will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Tollett up against the cage.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tolletts head.

Tollett is rocked!
Slurper unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Tollett! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Slurper is unloading with more strikes now! Tollett drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
A relieved looking Snot Slurper thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.