PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Richard Dickens (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leeroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jenkins comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Rock On kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Leeroy Jenkins has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dickens
vs
Jenkins

155 cm
33
141 lbs
14 - 16 - 0

184 cm
29
135 lbs
13 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Richard Dickens!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Leeroy Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickens throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dickens blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins tries to work over Dickens's front leg with a kick but Dickens checks it.
Dickens scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dickens checks a leg kick nicely.

Dickens clinches.
Dickens lands a nice knee to the body.
The referee calls for Dickens to work.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but Dickens has the dominant position.
Jenkins misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dickens.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dickens pressing his opponent against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Dickens.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dickens.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dickens lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins tries to break free but Dickens pushes him back against the cage.
Dickens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dickens misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickens is working Jenkins over against the cage.
Dickens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
Jenkins swings wildly with an uppercut but Dickens uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dickens lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
Dickens missing with knees to the body.
Dickens lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nice elbow from Dickens.
Dickens leaning against his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickens avoids a wild elbow strike from Jenkins.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickens lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jenkins blocks a body shot from Dickens.
Dickens tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dickens creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jenkins's defenses.
A nice left hand lands by Dickens.
Jenkins working hard to break the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Dickens.
Jenkins avoiding damage as Dickens throws knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Dickens - that landed with a thud.
Dickens comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dickens misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Dickens can't find room to land a body shot as Jenkins controls the action.
Jenkins tries to break free but Dickens pushes him back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins trying to land knees to the body.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A hook to the body from Dickens.
Dickens avoiding damage.
A hook to the body from Dickens.
Dickens lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dickens.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dickens is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dickens working Jenkins over with knees to the body.
Dickens lands an uppercut.
Dickens throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jenkinss head.
Dickens lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Jenkins fails to land.
Dickens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dickens.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dickens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dickens utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dickens prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Dickens keeps control of Jenkins as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jenkins takes a shot to the head.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but Dickens has the dominant position.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but Dickens keeps him there for the moment.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dickens obliges.
Dickens utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Dickens dominated that round.
That's time! Dickens's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jenkins misses with an uppercut. Dickens saw that one coming.
Dickens wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Dickens fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jenkins has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dickens throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dickens swings for the body but Jenkins moves out of range.
Dickens jabs at Jenkins's body.
Dickens is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jenkins can do to turn this around?
Jenkins takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Dickens moves out of range easily.
Jenkins throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jenkins throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Dickens counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Dickens tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
Jenkins has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dickens seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Jenkins can turn it around.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
Richard Dickens has scored more points in the clinch so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickens landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dickens gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dickens lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickens crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickens lands a damaging elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens is stalling here.
Jenkins tries to break the clinch but Dickens is controlling the position.
Dickens works on Jenkins's body with a couple of short punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Dickens.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but Dickens keeps him there for the moment.
Dickens misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dickens.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dickens digs a right hand underneath Jenkins's ribcage. Jenkins let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dickens lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
Dickens lands a shot to the body.
Dickens is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickens lands an elbow that stopped Jenkins in his tracks for a moment.
Knees to the body from Dickens.
Dickens lands an elbow inside that Jenkins shrugs off.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dickens.
Dickens lands a shot to the body.
Dickens gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickens unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jenkins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dickens taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Dickens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dickens is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Jenkins tries to break the clinch but Dickens is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickens can't find room to land a body shot as Jenkins controls the action.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dickens landing knees to the body.
Dickens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jenkins is breathing heavily.
Dickens prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Dickens lands a body punch.
Dickens lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dickens using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Good body shot from Dickens.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dickens lands a knee to the body.
Dickens landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dickens landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The referee calls for Dickens to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickens works on Jenkins's body with a couple of short punches.
Dickens creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jenkins's defenses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dickens is working Jenkins over against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dickens obliges.
The referee is keeping an eye on Dickens - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A left hand lands to the body for Dickens.
A left hand lands to the body for Dickens.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens scores with a shot to the side of Jenkins's head.
Dickens gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dickens keeps control of Jenkins as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Dickens dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Dickens throws a body kick that misses
and Jenkins counters with a body kick that stops Dickens in his tracks momentarily.
Dickens throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dickens darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jenkins tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dickens scores with a nice strike.
Richard Dickens is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dickens throws a series of punches but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins shapes to counter with a head kick.
Dickens misses with a head kick.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Dickens moves out of range easily.
Dickens is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a head kick but Dickens moves out of range.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Dickens moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickens swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickens ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jenkins takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jenkins misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dickens throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins is looking to slow Dickens down with leg kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Dickens.
Dickens throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
Dickens throws a looping overhand right but Jenkins ducks down to avoid it.
Jenkins lands a nice looking body shot.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dickens is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Jenkins.
Dickens ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Dickens has closed the distance and engaged Jenkins in a clinch.
Jenkins takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but Dickens has double underhooks.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dickens lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dickens putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jenkins in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dickens lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but Dickens is controlling him.
Dickens using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Dickens.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickens lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickens works on Jenkins's body with a couple of short punches.
Dickens unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jenkins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A right hand to the body from Dickens.
Dickens taking a breather.
Dickens lands a nice knee to the body.
A hook to the body from Dickens.
Dickens slowing the pace effectively.
Jenkins wants to stall.
Dickens scores a nice knee to the body.
Dickens slowing the pace effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Dickens.
Dickens lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dickens digs a right hand underneath Jenkins's ribcage. Jenkins let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dickens scores with a hook to the body.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dickens obliges.
Jenkins takes a knee to the side of the body.
A right hand to the body from Dickens.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Dickens scores with a shoulder strike.
Dickens lands a nice knee to the body.
Come on Dickens - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Dickens lands with a right to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickens lands a body shot.
Dickens lands an elbow inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens lands a left hand.
Dickens is struggling to control the position.
Dickens digs a right hand underneath Jenkins's ribcage. Jenkins let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dickens lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dickens stalling against the cage.
Dickens lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jenkins.
Dickens pushes Jenkins back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Dickens clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Dickens stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

Dickens moves into range and clinches up with Jenkins.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but Dickens has him pressed against the cage.
Dickens lands a nice shot to the body.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Dickens presses Jenkins against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dickens lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jenkins.
A bit of stalling here from Dickens.
Nice body punch from Dickens.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickens working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dickens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jenkins is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dickens lands with a left to the head.
Jenkins is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickens just leaning against Jenkins, taking a breather.
Dickens is leaning against Jenkins and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dickens lands a shot to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dickens.
Dickens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dickens works on Jenkins's body with a couple of short punches.
Jenkins is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Jenkins letting Dickens take a breather here.
Dickens utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dickens lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Dickens - that landed with a thud.
Dickens pushes Jenkins back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dickens lands a left hand.
Dickens scores with a hook to the body.
Dickens landing knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickens lands a body shot.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
Dickens is leaning against Jenkins and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dickens using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dickens lands a body shot.
Nice body punch from Dickens - that landed with a thud.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Dickens keeps control of Jenkins as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickens unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dickens lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dickens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Dickens lands a body shot.
Dickens landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dickens.
Dickens lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but Dickens has double underhooks.
Nice elbow from Dickens.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dickens lands a knee to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Dickens.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickens digs a right hand into Jenkins's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jenkins's gas tank.
Jenkins takes a knee to the side of the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A right hook to the body lands for Dickens.
Dickens scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Dickens lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jenkins.
Dickens lands an elbow inside that Jenkins shrugs off.
A short body shot lands from Dickens as the two fighters clinch.
Dickens crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Good body shot from Dickens.
Stalling in the clinch from Dickens.
Dickens stalling in the clinch.
Dickens seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
A right handed body shot lands from Dickens.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Dickens had his way with Leeroy Jenkins in that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Jenkins throws a leg kick but Dickens sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dickens throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins throws out a counter right but Dickens avoids it with no problem.

Dickens gets a clinch.
Dickens working Jenkins over with knees to the body.
Dickens doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dickens lands a body shot.
Dickens's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Dickens is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickens lands a left hand.
A short right from Dickens.
Jenkins tries to circle away but Dickens has him pinned against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickens unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jenkins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dickens.
A short body shot lands from Dickens as the two fighters clinch.
Dickens comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dickens throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jenkinss head.
Jenkins looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but Dickens is controlling him.
Good body shot from Dickens.
A nice left hand lands by Dickens.
Dickens misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dickens lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
A right hand to the body from Dickens.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Dickens.
Jenkins is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Dickens leaning against his opponent.
Dickens lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.
Dickens lands a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short uppercut from Dickens.
Dickens using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dickens stalling against the cage.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but Dickens has the dominant position.
Dickens pushes Jenkins back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dickens putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jenkins in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Dickens.
Dickens pushes Jenkins back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dickens lands a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
Dickens crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Dickens crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Dickens crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Dickens lands a shot to the body.
Dickens using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dickens dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens is leaning against Jenkins and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dickens works on Jenkins's body with a couple of short punches.
Dickens lands an elbow that stopped Jenkins in his tracks for a moment.
Dickens pushes Jenkins back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Dickens.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jenkins tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dickens's elbow.
Dickens blocks an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Dickens as the two fighters clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Dickens.
Dickens avoiding damage.
A short right from Dickens.
Dickens content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Dickens scores a nice knee to the body.
Jenkins takes a knee to the side of the body.
Leeroy Jenkins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dickens managing to block the knees to the body from Jenkins.
Richard Dickens is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jenkins.

And that's the end of the fight!
Richard Dickens showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dickens has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:42
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 50:41
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 50:41

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Richard Dickens!
Richard Dickens retains his bantamweight title!
Richard Dickens decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Leeroy Jenkins had this to say: 'Juast luck mate...'.