PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fox Mulder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Mulder
vs
Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop

165 cm
23
155 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

182 cm
22
170 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fox Mulder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Ackerman and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mulder ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mulder.
Sloppy strikes from Mulder. Those never looked like landing.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mulder's calf.
A jab from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
Mulder misses with a right hand
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a left to the body.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop forces Mulder back against the cage and clinches.
Mulder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mulder misses with some punches.
Mulder misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot in the inside from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Mulder can't find room to land a body shot as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls the action.
Mulder controlling the action here for a moment.
Mulder missing with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a body punch.
Mulder struggles to land a body shot inside as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls his hands.
Mulder lands a nice knee to the body.
A short uppercut from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mulder backwards.
Mulder goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mulder prevents a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a short shot to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a body punch.
Mulder blocking some punches.
Mulder lands with a left to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop managing to block the knees to the body from Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mulder is working Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop over against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands an uppercut.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has a couple of punches blocked by Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to throw a body punch but Mulder avoids it by throwing Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mulder unloads a knee to the mid-section. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a body punch.
Mulder looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mulder using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Mulder lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mulder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to throw a body punch but Mulder avoids it by throwing Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop back against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch to the body.
Mulder leaning his opponent against the cage.
Mulder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Mulder fails to land.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings wildly with an uppercut but Mulder uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocking some punches.
Mulder goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mulder tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can't find room to land a body shot as Mulder controls the action.
Mulder pressing his opponent against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mulder missing with knees to the body.
Mulder misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mulder blocks a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop working aggressively here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop gets through Mulder's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mulder working aggressively here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a head punch that misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mulder misses with some punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Mulder.
Mulder lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop digs a right hand underneath Mulder's ribcage. Mulder let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mulder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocking some punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mulder's elbow.
Mulder misses with a body punch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mulder's elbow.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a body shot from Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mulder lands a left hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Mulder lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mulder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Mulder.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

It looks like Fox Mulder has been cut.
Mulder looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fox Mulder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a one two combo.
The fighters circling - Mulder throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mulder closes the distance but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves to the side
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Mulder is rocked!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop loads up on a big right hand but Mulder slips the punch.
Mulder swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Mulder closes the distance and clinches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mulder can't find room to land a body shot as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls the action.
Mulder lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mulder scores with a nice hook to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mulder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Mulder misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mulder misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a left to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a left hand.
Mulder struggles to land a body shot inside as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls his hands.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with the head strike.
Mulder lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mulder tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mulder swings wildly with an uppercut but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mulders head.
Still in the clinch, Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mulder's elbow.
Mulder lands a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mulder tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids it.
Stalling in the clinch from Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch to the body.
Still in the clinch, Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a nice short uppercut.
Mulder lands with a light punch inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Mulder prevents a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Mulder lands a body punch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Good body shot from Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a left hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with the head strike.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoiding damage as Mulder throws knees to the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop prevents a body shot from Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a head punch that misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mulder backwards.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to throw a body punch but Mulder avoids it by throwing Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop back against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mulder tries to throw a body punch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids it by throwing Mulder back against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has a couple of punches blocked by Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Mulder seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can turn it around.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mulder pushes Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Mulder blocks a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Come on Mulder - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch to the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a body shot in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mulder.
Mulder misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Mulder misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mulder missing with knees to the body.
Mulder goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mulder or not.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mulder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Mulder misses with an elbow over the top.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop cracks Mulder with a nice body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a short shot to the head.
Mulder throws a head punch that misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Mulder is looking to control Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's arms but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop gets an underhook and turns him. Now Mulder has his back to the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Nice body punch from Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop - that landed with a thud.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks an uppercut.
Mulder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Fox Mulder's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Mulder finds it's way round the side to connect with Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head.
Mulder scores with a nice right hand.
Mulder paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A punch combination from Mulder misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a jab.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves away from the strike by Mulder.
A nice side step and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Mulder takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mulder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop was well out of range. Poor timing from Mulder.

Mulder clinches with his opponent.
Mulder lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mulder backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mulder can't find room to land a body shot as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls the action.
Mulder tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's elbow.
Mulder misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Mulder lands a body shot.
Mulder blocks a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mulder misses with a punch to the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a body shot from Mulder.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocking some punches.
Mulder goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A left hand lands to the body for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Mulder lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a right hand.
Mulder lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Mulder throws a punch but it's blocked by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A right hook to the body lands for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Mulder misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fox Mulder has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mulder tries to work over Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mulder throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mulder tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's elbow.
Mulder throws a punch but it's blocked by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short left from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Mulder tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's elbow.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a body punch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a body shot but Mulder blocks it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mulder's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Mulder tries to throw a body punch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids it by throwing Mulder back against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mulder's elbow.
Mulder lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backwards.
Mulder fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a body shot from Mulder.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mulder lands a left hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a body punch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mulder softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks an uppercut.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Mulder tries to land knees in the clinch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids the damage to the body.
Mulder tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's elbow.
Mulder tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mulder struggles to land a body shot inside as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls his hands.
Mulder doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mulder lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mulder tries a body shot but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks it.
Mulder lands a body punch in the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks an uppercut.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can't find room to land a body shot as Mulder controls the action.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a left to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mulder.
Mulder tries a body shot but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop cracks Mulder with a nice body shot.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop managing to block the knees to the body from Mulder.
Mulder tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop managing to block the knees to the body from Mulder.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mulder swings for the body but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fox Mulder showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!