PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Homo Aphrodite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Herpes Henry Number Eight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Aphrodite
vs
Henry Number Eight

170 cm
25
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

160 cm
18
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Homo Aphrodite !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Herpes Henry Number Eight!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Aphrodite closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Number Eight to the mat! Number Eight manages to get full guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Number Eight can do anything to dispel that myth.
Aphrodite is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Aphrodite trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Aphrodite looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Aphrodite trying to control the position from guard on top but Number Eight is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Number Eight looking for a sweep. Not yet Number Eight, not yet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Aphrodite looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Number Eight really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Aphrodite . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Number Eight looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Aphrodite passes into side control.
Number Eight seems a little lost for a moment, as Aphrodite dominates the positioning.

Aphrodite has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Number Eight is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Aphrodite yanks on the arm and Number Eight is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Aphrodite .

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Homo Aphrodite !