PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Troy Anselmo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nofurgay Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus has chosen Sirius as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Anselmo
vs
Jesus

182 cm
22
188 lbs
2 - 0 - 1

177 cm
29
189 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Troy Anselmo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nofurgay Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Daniel Franklin and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anselmo misses with a hook
and Jesus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A lazy left from Anselmo finds it's target.
Anselmo has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Anselmo defending well as Jesus loads up on a big left hand.
A jab from Anselmo finds it's way through Jesus's defenses.
Jesus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Anselmo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Anselmo misses the shot to the body.
Jesus connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Anselmo checks a low kick from Jesus.
Anselmo getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Anselmo moves out of range as Jesus strikes.
Anselmo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Anselmo.
Jesus is looking to clinch.
Anselmo lands with a straight right. Jesus didn't see that one coming.
No luck for Jesus with that takedown attempt.
Anselmo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jesus.
Anselmo swings widly with a right hand
and Jesus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jesus shoots and misses
and Anselmo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Jesus is rocked!
Troy Anselmo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nofurgay Jesus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jesus is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Anselmo doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Jesus crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Jesus's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Troy Anselmo!
Our winner, Troy Anselmo, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Nofurgay Jesus spoke after the fight, saying 'I so sorry, so sorry, I so sorry for my losing, So sorry. Sorry guys.'.