PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Apollo Creed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 5 finger death punch: Bad Company. Creed has chosen James Brown - Living in America as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

AssKicken
vs
Creed

190 cm
22
219 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
21
215 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Apollo Creed!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Creed.
Creed getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
Creed appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Creed throws an uppercut from half a mile away. AssKicken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
AssKicken attempts a counter takedown but Creed avoids it well and moves away.
AssKicken misses with a hook. Creed ducked under it nicely.
Creed throws a head kick that half lands.
Creed scores with a kick to the midsection.
AssKicken looks to score with a jab to the body but Creed is just out of range.
Creed ducks down and throws a hook to the body but AssKicken moves away.
AssKicken has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Scotty's Yard in the buildup to the fight.
Creed circles away from the clinch attempt
and Creed counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No joy there for AssKicken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Creed defending well as AssKicken loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. Creed does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
AssKicken jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
AssKicken takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
AssKicken throws a looping overhand right but Creed ducks down to avoid it.
Creed misses with a jab to the body
and AssKicken counters with a left to the body.
Creed looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
Creed stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
AssKicken lands a body shot.
Creed lands a jab to the nose.
Creed throws a quick inside leg kick.
Creed lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Creed lunges at AssKicken with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by AssKicken's hand.
AssKicken will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Creed flicks out a counter leg kick but AssKicken steps away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken misses with a body shot.
Creed lands with a nice body punch.
Creed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but AssKicken manages to avoid it.
AssKicken's jab looks to have found its range, popping Creed under the eye.
The fighters circle momentarily. AssKicken darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

AssKicken clinches with his opponent.
AssKicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Creed tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Creed tried to land a shot to the body but connects with AssKicken's elbow.
Creed misses with the head strike.
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Creed avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage.
Creed misses with a punch to the body.
Creed misses with a shot to the kidneys.

AssKicken turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

AssKicken goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Creed rolls with the submission and now he's on top in AssKicken's guard! Nice work there by Creed!

Creed got a little sloppy there for a moment and AssKicken has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Creed has managed to get both his arms back between AssKicken's legs - danger averted.
Creed controlling from the top position.
Creed wants to control from the top but AssKicken keeps moving.
Creed preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Creed avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Creed won't allow AssKicken to sweep him here.
Creed tries to stand but AssKicken is controlling from the bottom.
Creed must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Creed slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
AssKicken tries to land a sweep but no joy.

AssKicken is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Creed has his hands clasped together but AssKicken extends and breaks Creed's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by AssKicken.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Thoreaux AssKicken!
A very excited looking Thoreaux AssKicken made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.