PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Double Aught (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Auld Bawls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bawls has chosen AC/DC - Big Balls as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Aught
vs
Bawls

200 cm
26
270 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

225 cm
26
250 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Double Aught!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Auld Bawls!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, William Gold and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Aught takes the fight into the clinch.
Aught softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Aught lands a body shot.
Bawls fails to pull guard.
Bawls being controlled against the cage.
Bawls fails to pull guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Aught.
Aught lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bawls.
Bawls looks winded!
Bawls tries to pull guard but Aught won't allow it.
Double Aught has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Auld Bawls.
Bawls letting Aught take a breather here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aught pushes Bawls back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Aught stalls.
Aught lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Aught pushes Bawls back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Aught digs a right hand into Bawls's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bawls's gas tank.
Aught is struggling to control the position.
Bawls's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Bawls is rocked!
Aught scores with a shot to the side of Bawls's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Aught - that landed with a thud.
Aught taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Aught lands a nice shot to the body.
Aught scores with a hook to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Aught.
A left hand lands to the body for Aught.
Aught lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Aught takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Aught stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Aught lands a nice shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aught controlling the action here for a moment.

Aught breaks the clinch.
Double Aught seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Aught clinches up against the cage.
Aught is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A right hand to the body from Aught.
Aught cracks Bawls with a nice body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Aught.
Aught pushes Bawls back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Aught breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Aught throws a shot from downtown. Bawls moves away and avoids it.
Bawls wants to counter with a clinch but Aught pushes him away.
Aught scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bawls doesn't seem bothered though.
Aught digs a good body shot into Bawls's ribs.
Aught misses the shot to the body.

Aught closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Aught.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Aught lands a body punch.
Bawls being controlled against the cage.
Aught is leaning against Bawls and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Double Aught dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Aught has closed the distance and engaged Bawls in a clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Aught.
Aught slowing the pace effectively.
Aught digs a right hand underneath Bawls's ribcage. Bawls let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Aught pressing his opponent against the cage.

Aught breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Aught misses with a shot to the body
and Bawls counters with a nice uppercut.
Bawls takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like Auld Bawls has been cut.
Jab by Aught.
Bawls is still on wobbly legs! Can Aught finish him?
Bawls is breathing heavily.
Bawls uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Aught.
Bawls is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aught just misses with a punch to the body.
Auld Bawls is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Aught dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bawls ducks into an uppercut from Aught and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Double Aught!
The defeated Auld Bawls had this to say: 'What happened? '.