PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monkey Business (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cu Chulainn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chulainn is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Blood of Cu Chulainn. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Business
vs
Chulainn

225 cm
28
300 lbs
23 - 8 - 0

183 cm
30
190 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Monkey Business!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cu Chulainn!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Elvis Blanc and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Chulainn closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Chulainn lands in his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chulainn is looking to work some ground and pound but Business has wrist control.
Business working a defensive guard here.
Chulainn stopping the sweep attempt from Business.
Business is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Chulainn throwing strikes from guard but Business blocks nicely.
Chulainn won't allow Business to sweep him here.
Chulainn landing with the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chulainn lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Business not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Business looking to hit a scissor sweep but Chulainn is one step ahead there.
Business trying to keep a closed guard but Chulainn is proving a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Business wants to sweep here but Chulainn controlling him for the moment.
Chulainn working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Business wants to sweep but no luck.
Business will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Business controls Chulainn momentarily but Chulainn frees himself.
Chulainn won't allow Business to sweep him here.
Business has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Chulainn has passed into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Business is trying to work for a sweep but Chulainn has mounted him!
Business is desperately trying to improve his position but Chulainn has a good base and remains in mount.
A nice elbow there by Chulainn.
Business working to try and regain half guard.
Chulainn scoring with strikes but Business is staying in there.
Chulainn prevents Business from getting the reversal.
Business tries to hold on but Chulainn pushes him away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chulainn looking to finish Business with some ground and pound. This is bad for Business!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Business tries to hold on but Chulainn postures up.
Business manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Business is looking for a sweep. Chulainn is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Business is working hard here to advance position.
Business is refusing to be controlled, as Chulainn sits in half guard.
Chulainn lands with a punch from half guard.
Chulainn looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Chulainn not doing much here.
Business tries to roll over but Chulainn keeps him under control.
Chulainn is looking to advance position but Business won't allow it.
Chulainn drops an elbow to the side of Business's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Business is looking to improve his position.
Business gets back to full guard.
Chulainn with a nice head shot there.

Business had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Chulainn defends it easily.
Chulainn connects with a couple of short punches.
Business has momentary wrist control but Chulainn slips an elbow through the middle.
Chulainn controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chulainn cracks Business with a solid left hand.

Business working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Chulainn doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Chulainn manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Business wants to sweep here but Chulainn controlling him for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cu Chulainn dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Chulainn gets a takedown into half guard.
Business is pressing down on Chulainn's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Chulainn postures up and lands a big shot to Business's brow.
Chulainn working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Chulainn stands up over Business, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

Chulainn stands up over his opponent, looking to dive in with a big punch. Here he comes, superman style! Oh, the punch misses and Business has got him in a triangle choke for good measure! Oh no! Chulainn manages to get his head free but now Business has transitioned to an armbar! Chulainn grimaces and is forced to tap! Beautiful Jiu Jitsu from Business! I'd be surprised if that didn't end up as submission of the night!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Monkey Business!
An out of breath Monkey Business thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.