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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Project Joshua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Wyatt might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Tones on Tail - Go!. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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280 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
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265 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Project Joshua!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Andrew Berry and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wyatt lands with a good body shot.
Joshua gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A lazy left from Wyatt finds it's target.
Project Joshua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wyatt ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Joshua's jaw. Joshua's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Wyatt does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Derp Wyatt!
A victorious Derp Wyatt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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